Boarding schools -- Fiction; England -- Fiction; Medical students -- Fiction
“You can learn a lot of useful things about general practice here,” said
Dr. Harris. “It should be extremely useful to you. You see, I’ve been
at this game for thirty years. It’s a great chance for you.” He took up
a handful of silver from the open drawer and started to jingle it. “Look
here, you’re wasting time.”
Edwin agreed.
“Well, suppose I take you on, I might be able to give you three . . .
better say two pounds a month. You can feed up at my place and sleep
here. If you sleep here, you’ll be able to take night-messages and
telephone them up to me. There’s a bedroom fitted up. One of my
assistants used to sleep here. How will that suit you?”
With a feeling of intense relief Edwin accepted.
“Very well, then, there’s no reason why you shouldn’t begin at once, just
to get into the way of things.” He paused, and added as an
after-thought: “We’ll count that you start from to-morrow.”
He led Edwin behind the green baize curtain at the back of his desk,
disclosing a set of shelves and a counter stained with the rings of
bottles and measuring glasses. At the end of the counter was a sink into
which a tap with a tapered nozzle dripped dismally. One drawer held
labels, another corks, a third a selection of eight-ounce, four-ounce,
and two-ounce bottles. At the back of the counter stood a row of
Winchester Quarts, of indefinite contents, labelled with the Roman
numerals from one to nine. Dr. Harris swabbed the swimming counter with
a rag that was already saturated with medicines.
“You can learn all you want in five minutes,” he said. “There’s no time
for refinements in this sort of practice. These big bottles are all
stock mixtures, and whatever they teach you in your universities, I can
tell you that these nine mixtures will carry you through life. There you
are . . . Number One: White Mixture. Number Two: Soda and Rhubarb.
Number Three: Bismuth. You have to go easy with Number Three: Bismuth’s
expensive. Number Four: Febrifuge . . . Liquor Ammond Acet: and that.
Number Five: Iron and Mag:Sulph. And so on. . . . Number Nine: Mercury
and Pot:Iod . . . you know what that’s for,” with a laugh, “we use a lot
of that here. Now you’ve one ounce of each stock mixture to an
eight-ounce bottle, and a two-tablespoonful dose. I used to put them up
in six-ounce bottles; but if you give them eight ounces they think
they’re getting more for the money: they don’t realise they’re getting
eight doses instead of twelve, and that’s their lookout, isn’t it? Same
proportions for children and infants, only you use the four and two-ounce
bottles instead, with dessert-spoon and teaspoonful doses. Simple, isn’t
it? But you want to simplify if you’re going to make money in these
days. Now, is that quite clear?”
“Quite clear.”
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