The Youth of Parnassus, and Other StoriesSmith, Logan Pearsall
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The Youth of Parnassus, and Other Stories
Smith, Logan Pearsall
Short stories; University of Oxford -- Fiction
"Gospel fact, I'll take my oath on it. Fancy Crabbe!" and again his
laughter froze into white puffs of breath about his head. They went into
the station together, and bought their tickets. Crabbe engaged! Vaughan
tried to picture him as an accepted lover. Poor Crabbe! They had all
hoped that his Fellowship and his work on the metres of Catullus would
keep him out of mischief. But they might have known--those prize
fellows, with so much time on their hands; and Crabbe above all, with
his fixed idea that he was cut out for a man of action!
"But tell me about Crabbe," Vaughan said, as they waited on the
platform; "have you seen him?"
"Oh yes. The other day I ran up to have a look at the 'Torpid.' It's all
right now."
"The Torpid?"
"No; I mean about Crabbe."
"You think it's a good match, then?"
"Good match! No, I mean that I went and talked to him myself."
"And he was engaged?"
"He _was_," said Buller, laughing; "poor old beast!" The train drew in,
and when they had taken their seats, Buller leaned over, and, with a low
voice, went on telling his story in Vaughan's ear. "You see, I went up
to Oxford, and down at the barge Blunt tells me about old Crabbe; and
when I go into College the first person I meet is the Dean, looking as
chirpy as ever. How those old parsons do keep it up!
"'Well, sir,' says I, 'and what do you think of Crabbe's engagement?'
"'Perfect rot,' says the Dean. 'The girl had no money; how were they
going to live? Crabbe would have to chuck his Catullus--everything.'
"'How did it happen?' I asked. 'Crabbe never used to be sweet on the
ladies.' 'No; but in reading Catullus, Crabbe had got some ideas,' the
Dean said, with a kind of wink."
Here Vaughan could not help interrupting the story. "Come, Buller," he
whispered, "it must have been Blunt who said that. The old Dean couldn't
talk in that way."
But Buller felt sure it was the Dean. "You see, you don't know the old
boy; he's quite another person with me. Anyhow, that's the way Crabbe
got into it. And he went on, the Dean said, to read all sorts of other
poetry, especially that man--what you may call him? They had a
society--"
"Browning?"
"Yes, that's the man. Well, Crabbe thought it all very fine and
exciting, the Dean said; he used to read them Browning in the Common
Room, and there was one thing he seemed specially taken with--Browning's
theory of love."
"What was that?" Vaughan asked, for it was a joy to hear Buller talking
of literature.
"Well," Buller whispered, "you see this man Browning hates all your
shilly-shallying about; he thinks that when you fall in love, you ought
to go your whole pile, even if you come a cropper after. It's all rot,
of course, the Dean said; but poor Crabbe thought it was real, and went
and proposed to a young woman he had met once or twice. So there he
was, engaged! And he seemed to think himself the hell of a duke, the
Dean said; but everyone else in Oxford thought he was making a bl--"
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