Theatrical and Circus Life: or, Secrets of the Stage, Green-Room and Sawdust ArenaJennings, John J. (John Joseph)
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Theatrical and Circus Life: or, Secrets of the Stage, Green-Room and Sawdust Arena
Jennings, John J. (John Joseph)
Circus; Theater -- United States
Justaytine arrived at the Rosebud Sulphur Springs, the fashionable and
celebrated beauties there should be so jealous of her triumph over a
chorus singer, that they were sparing of their attentions and cutting
in their remarks. Some of the same envious ones had had food for
gossip a season or two before over Miss Silica Justaytine's capture
of a $15,000,000 ex-Presidential candidate. That a woman should range
all the way from a Presidential candidate to a chorus singer, was
unusual and interesting. So unpleasant did the gossiping souls at
Rosebud Sulphur Springs make it for Miss Silica Justaytine, that she
hastened back to the more congenial atmosphere of her home on Pinafore
Avenue. In the meantime, her prize-fighting brother and Mr. Praymore
had, with the same courage that impelled them to decoy Mr. Ambleleg
into a cellar, and beat him, and draw a Gatling gun on him, fallen
down on their knees before Miss Silica Justaytine and asked her to
plead their cause. She consented, and by a swift-footed courier sent
Ambleleg a message accompanied by the talismanic words, "_Pippo_" and
"Amethyst." He stopped smoking a five-cent cigar and rushed out to the
Justaytine mansion like a fire-engine pursued by an insurance man. His
lawyer seized his coat-tail and followed, the two arriving there out of
breath, the one bent on money, the other called by the sweet voice of
love.
"Oh, _Pippo_!"
"Oh, _Bettina_!"
This was the salutation that fell from the two lovers as their eyes
melted into each other.
"_Pippo_, you have sued my prize-fighting brother and my ostensible
lover for $10,000. They are short of cash just now and cannot
conveniently pay. Please cut down the amount just a little bit, dear
_Pippo_. For the sake of this amethyst (shows him the ring) I beg of
you cut it down," said she.
"I'll cut it down, _Bettina_," he said, "but I do it only for your
sweet dear sake."
"How much?" she asked.
"All I want," he answered, "is enough to buy a silver watch, a new
suit of clothes, pay my board and wash bill, get me three cigars for
ten cents, and take me home to my mother. I think I can get along with
$500."
"Is that all?" the charming and delighted creature inquired.
"Not quite all," put in Ambleleg; "the two lawyers I have hired cannot
be assuaged with less than $500. We three--that is, the two lawyers and
myself--want $500 apiece. Thus you see I cut the $10,000 down $8,500,"
and he jammed his thumbs into the arm-holes of his vest and assumed the
attitude of a man who could lose that amount in a game of poker every
day in the week and never feel the loss.
"Oh, _Pippo_, you are so good to reduce so liberally," said Miss
Justaytine, and she threw her arms around his neck and kissed him in a
wild and irresponsible way.
Thus the interview ended, and as Ambleleg ambled down the front steps
Miss Silica Justaytine sat down at her piano, ecstatically thrummed it
and enthusiastically sang:--
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