Among the other guests at the house-party, as they revealed themselves after dinner on Saturday night, were Lord Pro and Lady Con--who, as of course you know, is a Beaver in her own right. That amiable baronet, Sir Courtenay Langouste, sat in a secluded corner reading the 68th edition of _If Winter Comes_, while his lady near by cut the pages of the 69th edition. Major General Sir Auction Bridges was with Mr. Soda, hotly contesting Mr. Soda’s theory that hiccups was an infectious disease and could be prevented by inoculation. Lady Savoury, our first female M.P. and a great Improver, went about from group to group, indignantly remarking that it served Oscar Wilde right if only for saying that work is the curse of our drinking classes. Mrs. Custard, on the other hand, retired early, complaining that she was very short of long gloves. During a break in the conversation, which was witty and sustained, Lord Paramour was understood to say that he would not be going to divine service the next day; and his hostess was obliging enough to say that, in that case, she too would not go to the morning service, but would walk Lord Paramour round the grounds; which would, she said, repay an early morning visit. Miss Lyon-West was understood to say that she came to the country for rest. As, next morning, the countryside sweetly echoed with the songs of birds and church-bells, Lord Paramour and his hostess stepped out of the house upon the velvet sward. The broad sweep of park and woodland lay before them, soft and mellow in the haze of the morning sun, and Lord Paramour suggested a brisk walk, but Mrs. Lyon-West begged to be excused, saying she was enamoured of her rose garden; in which direction, skirting the spacious house, they leisurely betook themselves, talking of this and that in an elegant way. “Penelope--” said Mrs. Lyon-West, for such was her daughter’s name--“Penelope loves gardens. Especially rose gardens.” “Indeed,” said Lord. Paramour. “Well, there’s nothing like a rose garden.” “_How_ I agree with you!” said Mrs. Lyon-West brightly. “Penelope, however, carries it almost to an infatuation.” “’Pon my word!” said Lord Paramour. “Yes, Lord Paramour. During the rose season, for instance, she _insists_ on occupying a suite on the ground floor, from which she can at any moment step out and bathe herself in the beauty of the flowers....” “You turn a phrase very prettily, madam.” “Oh, _thank_ you, Lord Paramour,” breathed Mrs. Lyon-West. “But, as you will understand, her occupying a bedroom and a bathroom just _there_ makes things just a leetle awkward. For she _insists_ on having her blinds drawn open, that she may enjoy the roses over her toilet, and so _of course_ the gardeners cannot enter the rose garden during the morning, as it distracts them from their work.” “Lazy dogs!” cried Lord Paramour.