The telephone bell rang out clear and distinct at the precise moment when
his wife, with knife and fork in hand, was preparing to carve the turkey.
She was a nervous lady, and twice that week had dreamed that she had seen
her husband without being able to get to him. On the first occasion she
had seen him enter a dry-goods store in Broadway, and hastening across
the road had followed him in. He was hardly a dozen yards in front of
her, but before she could overtake him all the young lady assistants had
rushed from behind their counters and, forming a circle round her, had
refused to let her pass, which in her dream had irritated her
considerably. On the next occasion he had boarded a Brooklyn car in
which she was returning home. She had tried to attract his attention
with her umbrella, but he did not seem to see her; and every time she
rose to go across to him the car gave a jerk and bumped her back into her
seat. When she did get over to him it was not her husband at all, but
the gentleman out of the Quaker Oats advertisement. She went to the
telephone, feeling—as she said herself afterwards—all of a tremble.
That you could speak from Colorado to New York she would not then have
believed had you told her. The thing was in its early stages, which may
also have accounted for the voice reaching her strange and broken. I was
standing beside him while he spoke. We were in the vestibule of the
Savoy Hotel at Colorado Springs. It was five o’clock in the afternoon,
which would be about seven in New York. He told her he was safe and
well, and that she was not to fret about him. He told her he had been
that morning for a walk in the Garden of the Gods, which is the name
given to the local park; they do that sort of thing in Colorado. Also
that he had drunk from the silicial springs abounding in that favoured
land. I am not sure that “silicial” was the correct word. He was not
sure himself: added to which he pronounced it badly. Whatever they were,
he assured her they had done him good. He sent a special message to his
Cousin Jane—a maiden lady of means—to the effect that she could rely upon
seeing him soon. She was a touchy old lady, and liked to be singled out
for special attention. He made the usual kind enquiries about everybody,
sent them all his blessing, and only wished they could be with him in
this delectable land where it seemed to be always sunshine and balmy
breezes. He could have said more, but his time being up the telephone
people switched him off; and feeling he had done a good and thoughtful
deed, he suggested a game of billiards.
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