“I’m not satisfied,” I said; “I’m only hopeful. But it irritates me when
I hear people talk as though man had been born a white-souled angel and
was making supernatural efforts to become a sinner. That seems to me the
way to discourage him. What he wants is bucking up; somebody to say to
him, ‘Bravo! why, this is splendid! Just think, my boy, what you were,
and that not so very long ago—an unwashed, hairy savage; your law that of
the jungle, your morals those of the rabbit-warren. Now look at
yourself—dressed in your little shiny hat, your trousers neatly creased,
walking with your wife to church on Sunday! Keep on—that’s all you’ve
got to do. In a few more centuries your own mother Nature won’t know
you.’
“You women,” I continued; “why, a handful of years ago we bought and sold
you, kept you in cages, took the stick to you when you were not spry in
doing what you were told. Did you ever read the history of Patient
Griselda?”
“Yes,” said Robina, “I have.” I gathered from her tone that the Joan of
Arc expression had departed. Had Primgate wanted to paint her at that
particular moment I should have suggested Katherine—during the earlier
stages—listening to a curtain lecture from Petruchio. “Are you
suggesting that all women should take her for a model?”
“No,” I said, “I’m not. Though were we living in Chaucer’s time I might;
and you would not think it even silly. What I’m impressing upon you is
that the human race has yet a little way to travel before the average man
can be regarded as an up-to-date edition of King Arthur—the King Arthur
of the poetical legend, I mean. Don’t be too impatient with him.”
“Thinking what a beast he has been ought to make him impatient himself
with himself,” considered Robina. “He ought to be feeling so ashamed of
himself as to be willing to do anything.”
The owl in the old yew screamed, whether with indignation or amusement I
cannot tell.
“And woman,” I said, “had the power been hers, would she have used it to
sweeter purpose? Where is your evidence? Your Cleopatras, Pompadours,
Jezebels; your Catherines of Russia, late Empresses of China; your
Faustines of all ages and all climes; your Mother Brownriggs; your
Lucretia Borgias, Salomes—I could weary you with names. Your Roman
task-mistresses; your drivers of lodging-house slaveys; your ladies who
whipped their pages to death in the Middle Ages; your modern dames of
fashion, decked with the plumage of the tortured grove. There have been
other women also—noble women, their names like beacon-lights studding the
dark waste of history. So there have been noble men—saints, martyrs,
heroes. The sex-line divides us physically, not morally. Woman has been
man’s accomplice in too many crimes to claim to be his judge. ‘Male and
female created He them’—like and like, for good and evil.”
By good fortune I found a loose match. I lighted a fresh cigar.
“Dick, I suppose, is the average man,” said Robina.
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