“Whatever was it that you really did say to Robin about her room? Young
Bute came round to me on Monday quite upset about it. He says it is
going to be all windows, and will look, when finished, like an incorrect
copy of the Eddystone lighthouse. He says there will be no place for the
bed, and if there is to be a fireplace at all it will have to be in the
cupboard, and that the only way, so far as he can see, of her getting in
and out of it will be by a door through the bathroom. She said that you
said she could have it entirely to her own idea, and that he was just to
carry out her instructions; but, as he points out, you can’t have a room
in a house as if the rest of the house wasn’t there, even if it is your
own room. Nobody, it seems, will be able to have a bath without first
talking it over with her, and arranging a time mutually convenient. I
told him I was sure you never meant him to do anything absurd; and that
his best plan would be to go straight back to her, explain to her that
she’d been talking like a silly goat—he could have put it politely, of
course—and that he wasn’t going to pay any attention to her. You might
have thought I had suggested his walking into a den of lions and pulling
all their tails. I don’t know what Robin has done to him, but he seems
quite frightened of her. I had to promise that I would talk to her.
He’d better have done it himself. I only told her just what he said, and
off she went in one of her tantrums. You know her style: If she liked to
live in a room where she could see to do her hair that was no business of
his, and if he couldn’t design a plain, simple bedroom that wasn’t going
to look ridiculous and make her the laughing-stock of all the
neighbourhood, then the Royal Institute of British Architects must have
strange notions of the sort of person entitled to go about the country
building houses; that if he thought the proper place for a fire was in a
cupboard, she didn’t; that his duty was to carry out the instructions of
his employers, and if he imagined for a moment she was going to consent
to remain shut up in her room till everybody in the house had finished
bathing it would be better for us to secure the services of somebody
possessed of a little commonsense; that next time she met him she would
certainly tell him what she thought of him, also that she should
certainly decline to hold any further communication with him again; that
she doesn’t want a bedroom now of any sort—perhaps she may be permitted a
shakedown in the pantry, or perhaps Veronica will allow her an occasional
night’s rest with her, and if not it doesn’t matter. You’ll have to talk
to her yourself. I’m not going to say any more.
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