They Call Me Carpenter: A Tale of the Second ComingSinclair, Upton
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They Call Me Carpenter: A Tale of the Second Coming
Sinclair, Upton
Hollywood (Los Angeles, Calif.) -- Fiction; Jesus Christ -- Fiction
I saw Mary Magna come in, with Laura Lee, another picture actress,
and Mrs. T-S. They found seats; and I looked for the magnate, and
saw him talking to some one near the door. I strolled back to speak
to him, and recognized the other man as Westerly, secretary of the
Merchants' and Manufacturers' Association. I knew what he was there
for--to size up this new disturber Of the city's peace, and perhaps
to give the police their orders.
It was not my wish to overhear the conversation, but it worked out
that way, partly because it is hard not to overhear T-S, and partly
because I stopped in surprise at the first words: “Good Gawd, Mr.
Vesterly, vy should I vant to give money to strikers? Dat's nuttin'
but fool newspaper talk. I vent to see de man, because Mary Magna
told me he vas a vunderful type, and I said I'd pay him a tousand
dollars on de contract. You know vot de newspapers do vit such
tings!”
“Then the man isn't a friend of yours?” said the other.
“My Gawd, do I make friends vit every feller vot I hire because he
looks like a character part?”
At this point there came up Rankin, one of T-S's directors. “Hello!”
said he. “I thought I'd come to hear your friend the prophet.”
“Friend?” said T-S. “Who told you he's a friend o' mine?”
“Why, the papers said--”
“Vell, de papers 're nutty!”
And then came one of the strikers who had been in the
soup-kitchen--a fresh young fellow, proud to know a great man. “How
dy'do, Mr. T-S? I hear our friend, Mr. Carpenter, is going--”
“Cut out dis friend stuff!” cried T-S, irritably. “He may be
yours--he ain't mine!”
I strolled up. “Hello, T-S!” I said.
“Oh, Billy! Hello!”
“So you've denied him three times!”
“Vot you mean?”
“Three times--and the cock hasn't crowed yet! That man's a prophet
for sure, T-S!”
The magnate pretended not to understand, but the deep flush on his
features gave him away.
“How dy'do, Mr. Westerly,” I said. “What do you think of Mr. T-S in
the role of the first pope?”
“You mean he's going to act?” inquired the other, puzzled.
“Come off!” exclaimed Rankin, who knew better, of course.
“He's going to be St. Peter,” I insisted, “and hold the keys to the
golden gate. He's planning a religious play, you know, for this
fellow Carpenter. Maybe he might cast Mr. Westerly for a part--say
Pontius Pilate.”
“Ha, ha, ha!” said the secretary of our “M. and M.” “Pretty good!
Ha, ha, ha! Gimme a chance at these bunk-shooters--I'll shut 'em up,
you bet!”
XXXIII
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