Thirty Strange StoriesWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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Thirty Strange Stories
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Fantasy fiction, English; Science fiction, English; Short stories, English
So it was that the _Pax Britannica_ solemnly took possession of the
Rajah’s hoard, and men in Simla heard the news, and envied that
Deputy-Commissioner his adventure with all their hearts. For his
promptitude and decision was a matter of praise, and they said that
Mindapore would certainly be annexed and added to the district over
which he ruled. Only a fat old man named MacTurk, living in Allapore, a
big man with a noisy quivering laugh, and a secret trade with certain
native potentates, did not hear the news, excepting only the news of the
murder of the Rajah and the departure of the Deputy-Commissioner, for
several days. He heard nothing of the disposition of the treasure—an
unfortunate thing, since, among other things, he had sold the Rajah his
safe, and may even have known the word by which the lock was opened.
The Deputy-Commissioner had theatrical tastes. These he gratified under
the excuse that display was above all things necessary in dealing with
Orientals. He imprisoned his four malefactors theatrically, and when the
instructions came from Chobbs he had the safe lugged into the Hall of
Audience, in order to open it with more effect. The Commissioner sat on
the daïs, while the engineer worked at the safe on the crimson steps.
In the central space was stretched a large white cloth. It reminded the
Deputy-Commissioner of a picture he had seen of Alexander at Damascus
receiving the treasures of Darius.
“It is gold,” said one bystander to another. “There was a sound of
chinking as they brought the safe in. My brother was among those who
hauled.”
The engineer clicked the lock. Every eye in the Hall of Audience grew
brighter and keener, excepting the eyes of the Deputy-Commissioner. He
felt the dignity of his responsibilities, and sat upon the daïs looking
as much like the _Pax Britannica_ as possible.
“Holy Smoke!” said the engineer, and slammed the safe again. A murmur of
exclamations ran round the hall. Every one was asking every one else
what they had seen.
“An asp!” said some one.
The Deputy-Commissioner lost his imperturbability. “What is it?” he
said, springing to his feet. The engineer leant across the safe and
whispered two words, something indistinct and with a blasphemous
adjective in front.
“_What?_” said the Deputy-Commissioner, sharply.
“Glass!” said the engineer, in a bitter whisper. “Broken bottles.
’Undreds!”
“Let me see!” said the Deputy-Commissioner, losing all his dignity.
“Scotch, if I’m not mistaken,” said the engineer, sniffing curiously.
“Curse it!” said the Deputy-Commissioner, and looked up to meet a
multitude of ironical eyes. “Er—
“The assembly is dismissed,” said the Deputy-Commissioner.
“What a _fool_ he must have looked!” wheezed MacTurk, who did not like
the Deputy-Commissioner. “What a _fool_ he must have looked!
“Simple enough,” said MacTurk, “when you know how it came about.”
“But how did it come about?” asked the station-master.
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