Thirty Strange StoriesWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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Thirty Strange Stories
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Fantasy fiction, English; Science fiction, English; Short stories, English
He had had one or two nights lately in that company, but this was much
worse. First came Messrs. Helter, Skelter, & Grab, and their demand for
eighty pounds—an enormous sum when your original capital was only a
hundred and seventy. They camped, as it were, before him, sat down and
beleaguered him. He clutched feebly at the circumambient darkness for
expedients. Suppose he had a sale, sold things for almost anything? He
tried to imagine a sale miraculously successful in some unexpected
manner, and mildly profitable in spite of reductions below cost. Then
Bandersnatch, Limited, 101, 102, 103, 105, 106, 107, Broadway, joined
the siege, a long caterpillar of frontage, a battery of shop fronts,
wherein things were sold at a farthing above cost. How could he fight
such an establishment? Besides, what had he to sell? He began to review
his resources. What taking line was there to bait the sale? Then
straightway came those pieces of cretonne, yellow and black with a
bluish-green flower; those discredited shirtings, prints without
buoyancy, skirmishing haberdashery, some despairful four-button gloves
by an inferior maker—a hopeless crew. And that was his force against
Bandersnatch, Helter, Skelter, & Grab, and the pitiless world behind
them. What ever had made him think a mortal would buy such things? Why
had he bought this and neglected that? He suddenly realised the
intensity of his hatred for Helter, Skelter, & Grab’s salesman. Then he
drove towards an agony of self-reproach. He had spent too much on that
cash desk. What real need was there of a desk? He saw his vanity of that
desk in a lurid glow of self-discovery. And the lamps? Five pounds! Then
suddenly, with what was almost physical pain, he remembered the rent.
He groaned and turned over. And there, dim in the darkness, was the
hummock of Mrs. Winslow’s shoulders. That set him off in another
direction. He became acutely sensible of Minnie’s want of feeling. Here
he was, worried to death about business, and she sleeping like a little
child. He regretted having married, with that infinite bitterness that
only comes to the human heart in the small hours of the morning. That
hummock of white seemed absolutely without helpfulness, a burden, a
responsibility. What fools men were to marry! Minnie’s inert repose
irritated him so much that he was almost provoked to wake her up and
tell her that they were “Ruined.” She would have to go back to her
uncle; her uncle had always been against him; and as for his own future,
Winslow was exceedingly uncertain. A shop assistant who has once set up
for himself finds the utmost difficulty in getting into a situation
again. He began to figure himself “crib-hunting” again, going from this
wholesale house to that, writing innumerable letters. How he hated
writing letters! “Sir, referring to your advertisement in the ‘Christian
World.’” He beheld an infinite vista of discomfort and disappointment,
ending—in a gulf.
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