Thirty Strange StoriesWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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Thirty Strange Stories
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Fantasy fiction, English; Science fiction, English; Short stories, English
Yet how we longed to hear the last of Jane’s young man before we heard
the last of him! Jane was always very free with her conversation to my
wife, and discoursed admirably in the kitchen on a variety of topics—so
well, indeed, that I sometimes left my study door open—our house is a
small one—to partake of it. But after William came, it was always
William, nothing but William; William this and William that; and when we
thought William was worked out and exhausted altogether, then William
all over again. The engagement lasted altogether three years; yet how
she got introduced to William, and so became thus saturated with him,
was always a secret. For my part, I believe it was at the street corner
where the Rev. Barnabas Baux used to hold an open-air service after
evensong on Sundays. Young Cupids were wont to flit like moths round the
paraffin flare of that centre of High Church hymn-singing. I fancy she
stood singing hymns there, out of memory and her imagination, instead of
coming home to get supper, and William came up beside her and said,
“Hello!” “Hello yourself!” she said; and, etiquette being satisfied,
they proceeded to talk together.
As Euphemia has a reprehensible way of letting her servants talk to her,
she soon heard of him. “He is _such_ a respectable young man, ma’am,”
said Jane, “you don’t know.” Ignoring the slur cast on her acquaintance,
my wife inquired further about this William.
“He is second porter at Maynard’s, the draper’s,” said Jane, “and gets
eighteen shillings—nearly a pound—a week, m’m; and when the head porter
leaves he will be head porter. His relatives are quite superior people,
m’m. Not labouring people at all. His father was a greengrosher, m’m,
and had a chumor, and he was bankrup’ twice. And one of his sisters is
in a Home for the Dying. It will be a very good match for me, m’m,” said
Jane, “me being an orphan girl.”
“Then you are engaged to him?” asked my wife.
“Not engaged, ma’am; but he is saving money to buy a ring—hammyfist.”
“Well, Jane, when you are properly engaged to him you may ask him round
here on Sunday afternoons, and have tea with him in the kitchen.” For my
Euphemia has a motherly conception of her duty towards her
maid-servants. And presently the amethystine ring was being worn about
the house, even with ostentation, and Jane developed a new way of
bringing in the joint, so that this gage was evident The elder Miss
Maitland was aggrieved by it, and told my wife that servants ought not
to wear rings. But my wife looked it up in “Enquire Within” and “Mrs.
Motherly’s Book of Household Management,” and found no prohibition. So
Jane remained with this happiness added to her love.
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