Thirty Strange StoriesWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
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Thirty Strange Stories
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Fantasy fiction, English; Science fiction, English; Short stories, English
“Well, I naturally fell on hard times, because, as you see, the only
trade I knew was legacy-cadging. All my plans were waiting over to
begin, so to speak, when the old chap died. I’ve had my ups and downs
since then. Just now it’s a period of depression. I tell you frankly,
I’m on the look-out for help. I was hunting round my room to find
something to raise a bit on for immediate necessities, and the sight of
all those presentation volumes—no one will buy them, not to wrap butter
in, even—well, they annoyed me. I’d promised him not to part with them,
and I never kept a promise easier. I let out at them with my boot, and
sent them shooting across the room. One lifted at the kick, and spun
through the air. And out of it flapped—You guess?
“It was the will. He’d given it me himself in that very last volume of
all.”
He folded his arms on the table, and looked sadly with the active eye at
his empty tankard. He shook his head slowly, and said softly, “I’d never
_opened_ the book, much more cut a page!” Then he looked up, with a
bitter laugh, for my sympathy. “Fancy hiding it there! Eigh? Of all
places.”
He began to fish absently for a dead fly with his finger. “It just shows
you the vanity of authors,” he said, looking up at me. “It wasn’t no
trick of his. He’d meant perfectly fair. He’d really thought I was
really going home to read that blessed book of his through. But it shows
you, don’t it?”—his eye went down to the tankard again,—“it shows you,
too, how we poor human beings fail to understand one another.”
But there was no misunderstanding the eloquent thirst of his eye. He
accepted with ill-feigned surprise. He said, in the usual subtle
formula, that he didn’t mind if he did.
POLLOCK AND THE PORROH MAN
It was in a swampy village on the lagoon river behind the Turner
Peninsula that Pollock’s first encounter with the Porroh man occurred.
The women of that country are famous for their good looks—they are
Gallinas with a dash of European blood that dates from the days of Vasco
da Gama and the English slave-traders, and the Porroh man, too, was
possibly inspired by a faint Caucasian taint in his composition. (It’s a
curious thing to think that some of us may have distant cousins eating
men on Sherboro Island or raiding with the Sofas.) At any rate, the
Porroh man stabbed the woman to the heart as though he had been a mere
low-class Italian, and very narrowly missed Pollock. But Pollock, using
his revolver to parry the lightning stab which was aimed at his deltoid
muscle, sent the iron dagger flying, and, firing, hit the man in the
hand.
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