Well, the chaise rolled on; but as, for the sake of his hurt
companion, Burrel had ordered it to roll slowly, his own thoughts
rolled a considerable deal faster, and he had got happily over the
above cogitations, and a great many more to boot, before the vehicle
entered the little town of Emberton. All the good folks in the place
were agog with the joy and excitement of a fire, and the misfortunes
of their fellow-creatures; and, although it had been discovered, by
the arrival of Mrs. Darlington's carriage, that unfortunately no one
had been killed, yet every body looked out anxiously for the next
comers from the scene of action, in order to have the pleasure of a
detailed account of the property destroyed. Good Lord! what a pleasure
and a satisfaction it was to the ladies of Emberton to commiserate
Mrs. Darlington! There is certainly no affection of human nature half
so gratifying as commiseration! It raises us so infinitely above the
object we commiserate; and, oh! if that object have been for long
years a thing or person to be envied!--Ye gods! quit your nectar, for
it is not worth a sup, and learn to commiserate one another!
"Poor Mrs. Darlington! Only think how unfortunate to have her fine
place entirely destroyed!" cried Commiseration. "She that was so smart
and gay, and held her head so high!" observed Envy. "No great harm; it
will lower her pride!" said Hatred. "They say all her title-deeds are
burned, and she is likely to lose the whole estate!" whispered Malice.
"It was ill enough got, I dare say!" added All Uncharitableness; "for
no one could tell how her father made his money!" And thus the matter
being settled to the satisfaction of every one who had lungs to cry
out "Poor Mrs. Darlington!" the good people of Emberton waited
anxiously for the next arrival, to see whether it would afford them
any thing equally new and pleasant to say upon the subject.
The next arrival, as we before hinted, was that of Henry Burrel, Esq.,
carrying in the post-chaise along with him "Poor Wat Harrison," as the
surgeon had called him; and this conjunction of two such very opposite
planets in one post-chaise, was wonderfully prolific of agreeable
speculations to the folks of Emberton. Some declared that Poor Wat
Harrison, or Sailor Wat, as he was called, had been detected in
plundering the house, and had been brought down in irons. Some vowed
that he had insulted Mr. Burrel, and had been knocked down by that
gentleman with a blow which had fractured his skull. One little boy,
who saw him pass with a bloody handkerchief round his head, ran across
to his father on the other side of the way, crying out, "Oh, papa,
they have brought home the widow's son, at the end of the lane, with
his throat cut! You used always to say he would be hanged!"
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