There was a fierce murmur, and then a pause.
The great ruffian half crouched upon the counter, crossing his eyes in
his fear, and squinting crookedly down the pistol barrel, which was
within a foot of his head.
"I say, gentlemen and customers, that Mr Thickens here is waiting to
pay over all demands on Dixons' Bank."
"Hear, hear!" cried the farmer who had before spoken.
"But there are twenty or thirty dirty ruffians among you, and people who
do not bank with us, and I must ask you to turn them out."
There was a fierce murmur here, and Sir Gordon's voice rose again high
and clear.
"Mr Trampleasure, you will find the loaded firearms ready in the upper
room. Go up, sir, and without hesitation shoot down the first scoundrel
who dares to throw a stone at the bank."
"Yes, Sir Gordon," said Trampleasure, who dared not have fired a piece
to save his life, but who gladly beat a retreat to the first-floor
window, where he stood with one short blunderbuss in his hand, and Mrs
Trampleasure with the other.
"Now, gentlemen," cried Sir Gordon, "I am waiting for you to clear the
bank."
There was another fierce growl at this; but the mottled-faced farmer,
who had ridden in on his stout cob, and who carried a hunting crop with
an old-fashioned iron hammer head, spat in his fist, and turned the
handle--
"Now, neighbours and friends as is customers!" he roared in a stentorian
voice, "I'm ready when you are." As he spoke he caught the man half on
the counter by the collar, and dragged him off.
"Here, keep your hands off me!"
"Yow want to fight, yow'd--"
"Yah! hah!"
Then a scuffling and confused growl, and one or two appeals to sticks
and fists; but in five minutes every man not known as a customer of the
bank was outside, and the farmers gave a cheer, which was answered by a
yell from the increasing mob, a couple of dozen of whom had stooped for
stones and began to flourish sticks.
But the stout farmer, who was on the steps between the two pillars that
flanked the entrance, put his hand to his mouth, as if about to give a
view halloo!
"Look out for the bloonder-boosh, my lads." And then, turning his head
up to the window where Mr Trampleasure stood, weapon in hand, "Tak' a
good aim on the front, and gie it 'em--whang! Mr Trampleasure, sir.
Thee'll scatter the sloogs fine."
Not a stone was thrown, and by this time James Thickens was busy at work
cancelling with his quill pen, and counting and weighing out gold. He
never offered one of Dixons' notes: silver and gold, current coin of the
realm, was all he passed over the counter, and though the customers
pressed and hurried to get their cheques or notes changed, Thickens
retained his coolness and went on.
At the end of a quarter of an hour the excitement was subsiding, but the
bank was still full of farmers and tradespeople, the big burly man with
the hunting crop being still by the counter unpaid.
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