English drama -- Early modern and Elizabethan, 1500-1600; Heywood, Thomas, approximately 1574-1641
Old Lionel.
Call thyself to mind.
Reignald.
Non-plussed or never now; where are thou, brain?--
O sir, where was my memory? ’Tis this house
That next adjoins to yours.
Old Lionel.
My neighbour Ricott’s?
Reignald.
The same, the same, sir; we had pennyworths in’t;
And I can tell you, have been offered well
Since, to forsake our bargain.
Old Lionel.
As I live,
I much commend your choice.
Reignald.
Nay, ’tis well seated,
Rough-cast without, but bravely lined within;
You have met with few such bargains.
Old Lionel.
Prithee knock,
And call the master or the servant on’t,
To let me take free view on’t.
Reignald.
[_Aside_.] Puzzle again on puzzle!--One word, sir:
The house is full of women; no man knows
How on the instant they may be employed;
The rooms may lie unhandsome, and maids stand
Much on their cleanliness and huswifery;
To take them unprovided were disgrace;
’Twere fit they had some warning. Now, do you
Fetch but a warrant from the justice, sir;--
You understand me?
Old Lionel.
Yes, I do.
Reignald.
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Him of suspected murder; I’ll see’t served,
Did he deny’t; and in the interim, I
Will give them notice you are now arrived,
And long to see your purchase.
Old Lionel.
Counselled well;
And meet some half-hour hence.
Reignald.
This plunge well passed,
All things fall even, to crown my brain at last.
[_Exeunt_.
SCENE III.--_Barnet. A Street_.
_Enter_ Delavil _and a_ Gentleman.
Gentleman.
Where shall we dine to-day?
Delavil.
At the ordinary.
I see, sir, you are but a stranger here.
This Barnet is a place of great resort,
And commonly, upon the market days,
Here all the country gentlemen appoint
A friendly meeting; some about affairs
Of consequence and profit--bargain, sale,
And to confer with chapmen; some for pleasure,
To match their horses, wager on their dogs,
Or try their hawks; some to no other end
But only meet good company, discourse,
Dine, drink, and spend their money.
Gentleman.
That’s the market
We have to make this day.
Delavil.
’Tis a commodity
That will be easily vented.--What, my worthy friend!
[_Enter_ Old Geraldine _and_ Young Geraldine.]
You are happily encountered. Oh, you’re grown strange
To one that much respects you. Troth, the house
Hath all this time seemed naked without you;
The good old man doth never sit to meat,
But next his giving thanks he speaks of you;
There’s scarce a bit that he at table tastes,
That can digest without a Geraldine,
You are in his mouth so frequent. He and she
Both wondering what distaste from one, or either,
So suddenly should alienate a guest
To them so dearly welcome.
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