English drama -- Early modern and Elizabethan, 1500-1600; Heywood, Thomas, approximately 1574-1641
Sencer.
Marry, thus: I had knocked my heels against the ground a good while,
knew not where to have a bed for love or money. Now, what did I,
but, spying the watch, went and hit the constable a good souse on
the ear, who provided me of a lodging presently? and the next day,
being brought before your worship, I was then sent thither back
again, where I lay three or four days without control.
Sir Harry.
Oh, you’re a gallant! Is that gentleman
A suitor too?
Haringfield.
I am a suitor in my friend’s behalf,
No otherwise. I can assure you, sir,
He is a gentleman descended well,
Derived from a good house, well qualified,
And well possessed; but that which most should move you,
He loves your daughter.
Gratiana.
[_Aside_.] But were I to choose
Which of these two should please my fancy best,
I sooner should affect this gentleman,
For his mild carriage and his fair discourse,
Than my hot suitor. Ruffians I detest;
A smooth and square behaviour likes me most.
Sencer.
What say you to me, lady?
Gratiana.
You had best ask my father what I should say.
Sencer.
Are you angry, sweet lady, that I asked your father’s consent?
Gratiana.
No; if you can get his consent to marry him, shall it displease me?
Haringfield.
Indeed you therein much forget yourself,
To sound her father ere you tasted her.[4.22]
You should have first sought means for her goodwill,
And after compassed his.
Sir Harry.
He can prevail with neither.--Gentlemen,
If you will come to revel, you are welcome;
If to my table, welcome; if to use me
In any grateful office, welcome too;
But, if you come as suitors, there’s the door.
Sencer.
The door!
Sir Harry.
I say the door.
Sencer.
Why, sir, tell not me of your door, nor going out of it. Your
company is fair and good, and so is your daughter’s; I’ll stay here
this twelvemonth, ere I’ll offer to trouble your door.
Sir Harry.
Sir, but you shall not.--Taber! where’s that knave?
Sencer.
Why, sir, I hope you do not mean to make us dance, that you call for
a tabor.
Haringfield.
Nay, Master Sencer, do not urge the knight;
He is incensed now; choose a fitter hour,
And tempt his love in that. Old men are testy;
Their rage, if stood against, grows violent,
But, suffered and forborne, confounds itself.
Sir Harry.
Where’s Taber?
Taber. [_Coming forward_.]
At hand, noble master.
Sir Harry.
Show them the door.
Taber.
That I will,--and take money too, if it please them.
Sencer.
Is thy name Taber?
Taber.
I am so yclept, sir.
Sencer.
And, Taber, are you appointed to give us Jack Drum’s
entertainment?[4.23]
Taber.
Why, sir, you do not play upon me.
Sencer.
Though I cannot, yet I have known an hare that could. But, knight,
thou dost not forbid us thine house?
Sir Harry.
Yes, and forewarn it too.
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