English drama -- Early modern and Elizabethan, 1500-1600; Heywood, Thomas, approximately 1574-1641
Clem.
I am bound in my indentures to keep my master’s secrets; and
should I find a man in bed with you, I would not tell.
Bess.
Begone, sir; but no words, as you esteem my favour.
Clem.
But, mistress, I could wish you to look to your long seams; fights
are dangerous. But am not I in a sweet taking, think you?
Bess.
I prithee, why?
Clem.
Why, if you should swagger and kill anybody, I, being a vintner,
should be called to the bar. [_Exit_.
Bess.
Let none condemn me of immodesty,
Because I try the courage of a man,
Who on my soul’s a coward, beats my servants,
Cuffs them, and, as they pass by him, kicks my maids;
Nay, domineers over me, making himself
Lord o’er my house and household. Yesternight
I heard him make appointment on some business
To pass alone this way. I’ll venture fair,
But I will try what’s in him.
_Enter_ Roughman _and_ Fawcett.
Fawcett.
Sir, I can now no farther; weighty business
Calls me away.
Roughman.
Why, at your pleasure, then.
Yet I could wish that ere I passed this field
That I could meet some Hector, so your eyes
Might witness what myself have oft repeated,
Namely, that I am valiant.
Fawcett.
Sir, no doubt;
But now I am in haste. Farewell. [_Exit_.
Roughman.
How many times brave words bear out a man!
For if he can but make a noise, he’s feared.
To talk of frays, although he ne’er had heart
To face a man in field, that’s a brave fellow.
I have been valiant, I must needs confess,
In street and tavern, where there have been men
Ready to part the fray; but for the fields,
They are too cold to fight in.
Bess.
You are a villain, a coward; and you lie. [_Strikes him_.
Roughman.
You wrong me, I protest. Sweet, courteous gentleman,
I never did you wrong.
Bess.
Wilt tell me that?
Draw forth thy coward sword, and suddenly,
Or, as I am a man, I’ll run thee through,
And leave thee dead i’ the field.
Roughman.
Hold! as you are a gentleman.
I have ta’en an oath I will not fight to-day.
Bess.
Th’ast took a blow already, and the lie:
Will not both these enrage thee?
Roughman.
No; would you give the bastinado too,
I will not break mine oath.
Bess.
Oh! your name’s Roughman:
No day doth pass you, but you hurt or kill!
Is this out of your calendar?
Roughman.
I! you are deceived.
I ne’er drew sword in anger, I protest,
Unless it were upon some poor, weak fellow,
That ne’er wore steel about him.
Bess.
Throw your sword.
Roughman.
Here, sweet young sir; [_Gives up his sword_.] but, as you are a
gentleman,
Do not impair mine honour.
Bess.
Tie that shoe.
Roughman.
I shall, sir.
Bess.
Untruss that point.[2.24]
Roughman.
Any thing, this day, to save mine oath.
Bess.
Enough;--yet not enough. Lie down,
Till I stride o’er thee.
Roughman.
Sweet sir, any thing.
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