English drama -- Early modern and Elizabethan, 1500-1600; Heywood, Thomas, approximately 1574-1641
Young Lionel, a riotous Citizen.
Old Geraldine, Father of Young Geraldine.
Old Lionel, a Merchant, Father of Young Lionel.
Reignald, a parasitical Serving-man.
Robin, an old country Serving-man.
Roger the Clown, Servant to Old Wincott.
Rioter, a Spendthrift.
Two Gallants, his Companions.
Master Ricott, a Merchant.
A Gentleman, Companion to Delavil.
A Usurer and his Man.
The Owner of the House, supposed to be possessed.
A Tavern Drawer.
Servants.
Wincott’s Wife, a young Gentlewoman.
Prudentilla, her Sister.
Blanda, a Whore.
Scapha, a Bawd.
Two Wenches, Companions to Blanda.
Bess, Chambermaid to Mistress Wincott.
SCENE--London and Barnet.
THE
ENGLISH TRAVELLER.
ACT THE FIRST.
SCENE I.--_A Room in_ Old Wincott’s _House_.
_Enter_ Young Geraldine _and_ Delavil.
Delavil.
Oh, friend, that I to mine own notion
Had joined but your experience! I have
The theoric, but you the practic.
Young Geraldine.
I
Perhaps have seen what you have only read of.
Delavil.
There’s your happiness.
A scholar in his study knows the stars,
Their motion and their influence, which are fixed
And which are wandering, can decipher seas,
And give each several land his proper bounds;
But set him to the compass, he’s to seek,
When a plain pilot can direct his course
From hence unto both the Indies; can bring back
His ship and charge, with profits quintuple.
I have read Jerusalem, and studied Rome,
Can tell in what degree each city stands,
Describe the distance of this place from that--
All this the scale in every map can teach;
Nay, for a need could punctually recite
The monuments in either; but what I
Have by relation only, knowledge by travel,
Which still makes up a complete gentleman,
Proves eminent in you.
Young Geraldine.
I must confess
I have seen Jerusalem and Rome, have brought
Mark from the one, from the other testimony,
Known Spain, and France, and from their airs have sucked
A breath of every language: but no more
Of this discourse, since we draw near the place
Of them we go to visit.
_Enter_ Clown.
Clown.
Noble Master Geraldine, worshipful Master Delavil!
Delavil.
I see thou still rememberest us.
Clown.
Remember you! I have had so many memorandums from the multiplicities
of your bounties, that not to remember you were to forgot myself;
you are both most ingeniously and nobly welcome.
Young Geraldine.
And why ingeniously and nobly?
Clown.
Because had I given your welcomes other attributes than I have done,
the one being a soldier, and the other seeming a scholar, I should
have lied in the first, and showed myself a kind of blockhead in the
last.
Young Geraldine.
I see your wit is nimble as your tongue;
But how doth all at home?
Clown.
Small doings at home, sir, in regard that the age of my master
corresponds not with the youth of my mistress, and you know cold
January and lusty May seldom meet in conjunction.
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