English drama -- Early modern and Elizabethan, 1500-1600; Heywood, Thomas, approximately 1574-1641
Young Geraldine.
I’ll answer you in brief: as I observe,
Each several clime, for object, fare, or use,
Affords within itself for all of these
What is most pleasing to the man there born:
Spain, that yields scant of food, affords the nation
A parsimonious stomach, where[3.04] our appetites
Are not content but with the large excess
Of a full table; where the pleasing’st fruits
Are found most frequent, there they best content;
Where plenty flows, it asks abundant feasts;
For so hath provident Nature dealt with all.
So in the choice of women: the Greek wantons,
Compelled beneath the Turkish slavery,
Vassal themselves to all men, and such best
Please the voluptuous that delight in change;
The French is of one humour, Spain another,
The hot Italian has a strain from both,
All pleased with their own nations--even the Moor,
He thinks the blackest the most beautiful;
And, lady, since you so far tax my choice,
I’ll thus resolve you: being an Englishman,
’Mongst all these nations I have seen or tried,
To please me best, here would I choose my bride.
Prudentilla.
And happy were that lady, in my thoughts,
Whom you would deign that grace to.
Wife.
How now, sister!
This is a fashion that’s but late come up.
For maids to court their husbands.
Wincott.
I would, wife,
It were no worse, upon condition
They had my helping hand and purse to boot,
With both in ample measure. Oh, this gentleman
I love, nay almost dote on.
Wife.
You’ve my leave
To give it full expression.
Wincott.
In these arms, then.
Oh, had my youth been blest with such a son,
To have made my estate to my name hereditary,
I should have gone contented to my grave,
As to my bed; to death, as to my sleep;
But Heaven hath will in all things. Once more welcome;
And you, sir, for your friend’s sake.
Delavil.
Would I had in me
That which he hath, to have claimed it for mine own;
However, I much thank you.
_Enter_ Clown.
Wincott.
Now, sir, the news with you?
Clown.
Dancing news, sir; for the meat stands piping hot upon the dresser,
the kitchen’s in a heat, and the cook hath so bestirred himself
that he’s in a sweat. The jack[3.05] plays music, and the spits
turn round to’t.
Wincott.
This fellow’s my best clock,
He still strikes true to dinner.
Clown.
And to supper too, sir: I know not how the day goes with you, but my
stomach hath struck twelve, I can assure you that.
Wincott.
You take us unprovided, gentlemen;
Yet something you shall find, and we would rather
Give you the entertain of household guests
Than compliment of strangers. I pray enter.
[_Exeunt all but_ Clown.
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