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Thomas Otway: The Best Plays of the Old Dramatists
Otway, Thomas
English drama -- 17th century; Otway, Thomas, 1652-1685
_Ver._ Alas, sir, speak to it--you are a justice o' peace--I
beseech you. I dare not stay in the house: I'll call the watch,
and tell 'em hell's broke loose; what shall I do? oh! [_Exit._
_Sir Dav._ O Vermin, if thou art a true servant, have pity on
thy master, and do not forsake me in this distressed condition.
Satan, begone! I defy thee. I'll repent and be saved, I'll say
my prayers, I'll go to church; help! help! help! Was there
anything or no? in what hole shall I hide myself? [_Exit._
_Enter_ Sir JOLLY, FOURBIN, _and_ BLOODY-BONES.
_Sir Jol._ That should be Sir Davy's voice; the waiting-woman,
indeed, told me he was afraid and could not sleep. Pretty
fellows, pretty fellows both; you've done your business
handsomely; what, I'll warrant you have been a-whoring together
now; ha! You do well, you do well, I like you the better for't;
what's o'clock?
_Four._ Near four, sir; 'twill not be day yet these two hours.
_Sir Jol._ Very well, but how got ye into the house?
_Four._ A ragged retainer of the family, Vermin I think they
call him, let us in as physicians sent for by your order.
_Sir Jol._ Excellent rogues! and then I hope all things are
ready, as I gave directions?
_Four._ To a tittle, sir; there shall not be a more critical
observer of your worship's pleasure than your humble servant
the Chevalier Fourbin.
_Sir Jol._ Get you gone, you rogue, you have a sharp nose, and
are a nimble fellow; I have no more to say to you, stand aside,
and be ready when I call: here he comes; hist, hem, hem, hem.
[_Exeunt_ FOURBIN _and_ BLOODY-BONES.
_Re-enter_ Sir DAVY DUNCE.
_Sir Dav._ Ha! what art thou?
Approach thou like the rugged Bankside bear,
The East-cheap bull, or monster shown in fair,--
Take any shape but that, and I'll confront thee!
_Sir Jol._ Alas, unhappy man! I am thy friend.
_Sir Dav._ Thou canst not be my friend, for I defy thee. Sir
Jolly! neighbour! ha! is it you? are you sure it is you? are
you yourself? if you be, give me your hand. Alas-a-day, I ha'
seen the devil.
_Sir Jol._ The devil, neighbour?
_Sir Dav._ Ay, ay, there's no help for't; at first I fancied
it was a young white bear's cub dancing in the shadow of my
candle; then it was turned to a pair of blue breeches with
wooden legs on, stamped about the room, as if all the cripples
in town had kept their rendezvous there; when all of a sudden,
it appeared like a leathern serpent, and with a dreadful clap
of thunder flew out of the window.
_Sir Jol._ Thunder! why, I heard no thunder.
_Sir Dav._ That may be too; what, were you asleep?
_Sir Jol._ Asleep, quoth-a? no, no; no sleeping this night for
me, I assure you.
_Sir Dav._ Well, what's the best news then? How does the man?
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