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Thomas Otway: The Best Plays of the Old Dramatists
Otway, Thomas
English drama -- 17th century; Otway, Thomas, 1652-1685
_Ant._ Hum, hum, hah; Signior Priuli, my lord Priuli, my lord,
my lord, my lord! How we lords love to call one another by
our titles! My lord, my lord, my lord--Pox on him! I am a
lord as well as he; and so let him fiddle. I'll warrant him
he's gone to the Senate-house, and I'll be there too, soon
enough for somebody. Odd! here's a tickling speech about the
plot; I'll prove there's a plot with a vengeance--would I had
it without book; let me see:--"Most reverend senators,--That
there is a plot, surely by this time, no man that hath eyes
or understanding in his head will presume to doubt; 'tis as
plain as the light in the cucumber"--no--hold there--cucumber
does not come in yet--"'tis as plain as the light in the sun,
or as the man in the moon, even at noon-day: it is indeed a
pumpkin-plot, which, just as it was mellow, we have gathered,
and now we have gathered it, prepared and dressed it, shall we
throw it like a pickled cucumber out at the window? no: that it
is not only a bloody, horrid, execrable, damnable and audacious
plot; but it is, as I may so say, a saucy plot; and we all
know, most reverend fathers, that what is sauce for a goose is
sauce for a gander: therefore, I say, as those blood-thirsty
ganders of the conspiracy would have destroyed us geese of the
Senate, let us make haste to destroy them; so I humbly move for
hanging." Ha, hurry durry! I think this will do; though I was
something out, at first, about the sun and the cucumber.
_Enter_ AQUILINA.
_Aquil._ Good-morrow, senator.
_Ant._ Nacky, my dear Nacky! 'morrow, Nacky! Odd! I am very
brisk, very merry, very pert, very jovial--ha-a-a-a-a--kiss me,
Nacky; how dost thou do, my little tory rory strumpet? Kiss me,
I say, hussy, kiss me.
_Aquil._ Kiss me, Nacky! hang you, sir coxcomb, hang you, sir!
_Ant._ Hayty tayty, is it so indeed? with all my heart, faith!
"Hey then up go we,"[77] faith--"hey then up go we," dum dum
derum dump. [_Sings._
_Aquil._ Signior.
_Ant._ Madonna.
_Aquil._ Do you intend to die in your bed?
_Ant._ About threescore years hence much may be done, my dear.
_Aquil._ You'll be hanged, signior.
_Ant._ Hanged, sweetheart! pr'ythee be quiet: hanged quoth-a!
that's a merry conceit, with all my heart; why, thou jokest,
Nacky; thou art given to joking, I'll swear; well, I protest,
Nacky, nay, I must protest, and will protest, that I love
joking dearly, mun. And I love thee for joking, and I'll kiss
thee for joking, and towze thee for joking; and odd, I have a
devilish mind to take thee aside about that business for joking
too; odd I have, and, "Hey then up go we," dum dum derum dump.
[_Sings._
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