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Couched on the water, I was dreaming of the ideal democratic state where
no irrelevant Holy Ghost-possessed exception should trouble the flat
serenity of the rule—the rule of Cloudesley and Carruthers, Fluffy and
the alert, inimitable Brimstone—when all at once I became aware that a
sailing-boat was coming up behind me, was right on top of me, in fact.
The white sail towered over me; with a little sizzling ripple at the
prow, with a clop clop of tiny waves against its flanks, the brown
varnished boat bore quickly down on me. It is a horrible thing to be
afraid, to be shaken by that sudden spasm of fear which cannot be
controlled because it comes so quickly that the controlling forces of
the mind are taken unaware. Every cell in the body, it seems, feels
terror; from a man one is humiliated for a moment into a congeries of
shrinking amoebae. One descends the scale of being; one drops down the
evolutionary gamut to become for a second no more than a startled and
terrified beast. One moment I had been dozing on my translucent
mattress, like a philosopher; the next I was inarticulately shouting,
frantically moving my limbs to escape from the approaching and now
inevitable peril.
“Hi!” I was yelling, and then something caught me a fearful crack on the
side of the head and pushed me down into the water. I was conscious of
swallowing a vast quantity of brine, of breathing water into my lungs
and violently choking. Then for a time I knew nothing; the blow must
momentarily have stunned me. I became more or less conscious again, to
find myself just coming to the surface, my face half in, half out of
water. I was coughing and gasping—coughing to get rid of the water that
was in my lungs, gasping for air. Both processes, I now perceive,
achieved exactly the contrary of what they were intended to achieve. For
I coughed up all the stationary air that was in my lungs and, my mouth
being under water, I drew in fresh gulps of brine. Meanwhile my blood,
loaded with carbonic acid gas, kept rushing to my lungs in the hope of
exchanging the deadly stuff for oxygen. In vain; there was no oxygen to
exchange for it.
I felt an extraordinary pain in the back of my neck—not excruciating,
but dull; dull and far-reaching and profound, and at the same time
strangely disgusting—a sickening, revolting sort of pain. The nerves
controlling my respiratory system were giving up in despair; that
disgusting pain in my neck was their gesture of farewell, their last
spasm of agony. Slowly I ceased to be conscious; I faded gradually out
of life like the Cheshire Cat in _Alice in Wonderland_. The last thing
that was left of me, that continued to hang in my consciousness when
everything else had vanished, was the pain.
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