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Hovenden was the first to scramble to his feet. He offered Irene his
hand. She took it and raised herself lightly up, coming forward as she
rose towards him. They stood for a moment very close together. Lord
Hovenden suddenly took her in his arms and kissed her again and again.
Irene uttered a cry. She struggled, she pushed him away.
“No, no,” she entreated, averting her face, leaning back, away from his
kisses. “Please.” And when he let her go, she covered her face with her
hands and began to cry. “Why did you spoil it again?” she asked through
her tears. Lord Hovenden was overwhelmed with remorse. “We’d been so
happy, such friends.” Irene dabbed her eyes with her handkerchief; but
her voice still came sobbingly.
“I’m a brute,” said Hovenden; and he spoke with such a passion of
self-condemnation that Irene couldn’t help laughing. There was something
positively comic about a repentance so sudden and whole-hearted.
“No, you’re not a brute,” she said. Her sobs and her laughter were
getting curiously mixed up together. “You’re a dear and I like you. So
much, so much. But you mustn’t do that, I don’t know why. It spoils
everything. I was a goose to cry. But somehow....” She shook her head.
“I like you so much,” she repeated. “But not like that. Not now. Some
day, perhaps. Not now. You won’t spoil it again? Promise.”
Lord Hovenden promised devoutly. They walked home through the grey night
of the olive orchard.
That evening at dinner the conversation turned on feminism. Under
pressure from Mr. Cardan, Mrs. Aldwinkle reluctantly admitted that there
_was_ a considerable difference between Maud Valerie White and Beethoven
and that Angelica Kaufmann compared unfavourably with Giotto. But she
protested, on the other hand, that in matters of love women were,
definitely, treated unfairly.
“We claim _all_ your freedom,” she said dramatically.
Knowing that Aunt Lilian liked her to take part in the conversation, and
remembering—for she had a good memory—a phrase that her aunt used at one
time to employ frequently, but which had recently faded out of the
catalogue of her favourite locutions, Irene gravely brought it out.
“Contraception,” she pronounced, “has rendered chastity superfluous.”
Mr. Cardan leaned back in his chair and roared with laughter.
But across the prophetical face of Mr. Falx there passed a pained
expression. He looked anxiously at his pupil, hoping that he had not
heard, or at least had not understood what had just been said. He caught
Mr. Cardan’s winking eye and frowned. Could corruption and moral laxity
go further? his glance seemed to inquire. He looked at Irene; that such
a youthful, innocent appearance should be wedded to so corrupt a mind
appalled him. He felt glad, for Hovenden’s sake, that their stay in this
bad house was not to last much longer. If it were not for the necessity
of behaving politely, he would have left the place at once; like Lot, he
would have shaken the dust of it from his feet.
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