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“I’m sorry,” Mr. Cardan protested. “But perhaps it’s all for the best.
Meanwhile, what about that butcher’s boy? What _does_ he mean by a bit
of very old sculpture? Is it the head of some rich Etruscan
cheese-monger of Lunae that they’ve dug up? Some long-nosed primitive
oriental with a smile of imbecile rapture on his face? Or a fragment of
one of his Hellenised posterity, reclining on the lid of his sarcophagus
as though along his prandial couch and staring blankly out of a head
that might, if Praxiteles had carved it, have been Apollo’s, but which
the Etruscan mason has fattened into an all too human grossness? Or
perhaps it’s a Roman bust, so thoroughly real, life-like and up-to-date
that, but for the toga, we might almost take it for our old friend Sir
William Midrash, the eminent civil servant. Or perhaps—and I should like
that better—perhaps it dates from that strange, grey Christian dawn that
followed the savage night into which the empire went down. I can imagine
some fragment from Modena or Toscanella—some odd, unpredictable figure
bent by excess of faith into the most profoundly expressive and symbolic
of attitudes: a monster physically, a barbarism, a little mumbo-jumbo,
but glowing so passionately with inward life—it may be lovely, it may be
malignant—that it is impossible to look at it with indifference or
merely as a shape, ugly or beautiful. Yes. I should like the thing to be
a piece of Romanesque carving. I’d give the butcher’s boy an extra five
francs if it were. But if it turned out to be one of those suave Italian
Gothic saints elegantly draped and leaning a little sideways, like
saplings in the mystical breeze—and it might be, you never can tell—I’d
deduct five francs. Not but what it mightn’t fetch just as much in the
American market. But how they bore me, those accomplished Gothicisms,
how they bore me!”
They were at the top of the hill. Emerging from the sloping forest of
olive trees, the road now ran along a bare and almost level ridge. Some
little way off, where the ground began to rise once more towards further
heights, one could see a cluster of houses and a church tower. Mr.
Cardan pointed.
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