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“That’s very true,” said Miss Thriplow pensively. She was wondering
whether she oughtn’t to tone down a little that description in her new
novel of the agonies of the young wife when she discovers that her
husband had been unfaithful to her. A dramatic moment, that. The young
wife has just had her first baby—with infinite suffering—and now, still
very frail, but infinitely happy, lies convalescent. The handsome young
husband, whom she adores and who, she supposes, adores her, comes in
with the afternoon post. He sits down by her bed, and putting the bunch
of letters on the counterpane begins opening his correspondence. She
opens hers too. Two boring notes. She tosses them aside. Without looking
at the address, she opens another envelope, unfolds the sheet within and
reads: “Doodlums darling, I shall be waiting for you to-morrow evening
in our love-nest....” She looks at the envelope; it is addressed to her
husband. Her feelings ... Miss Thriplow wondered; yes, perhaps, in the
light of what Mr. Cardan had been saying, the passage was a little too
palpitating. Particularly that bit where the baby is brought in to be
suckled. Miss Thriplow sighed; she’d read through the chapter critically
when she got home.
“Well,” said Mr. Cardan, interrupting the course of her thoughts, “here
we are. It only remains to find out where the grocer lives, and to find
out from the grocer where his brother lives, and to find out from the
brother what his treasure is and how much he wants for it, and then to
find some one to buy it for fifty thousand pounds—and we’ll live happily
ever after. What?”
He stopped a passing child and put his question. The child pointed up
the street. They walked on.
At the door of his little shop sat the grocer, unoccupied at the moment,
taking the sun and air and looking on at such stray drops from the flux
of life as trickled occasionally along the village street. He was a
stout man with a large fleshy face that looked as though it had been
squeezed perpendicularly, so broadly it bulged, so close to one another
the horizontal lines of eyes, nose and mouth. His cheeks and chin were
black with five days’ beard—for to-day was Thursday and shaving-time
only came round on Saturday evening. Small, sly, black eyes looked out
from between pouchy lids. He had thick lips, and his teeth when he
smiled were yellow. A long white apron, unexpectedly clean, was tied at
neck and waist and fell down over his knees. It was the apron that
struck Miss Thriplow’s imagination—the apron and the thought that this
man wore it, draped round him like an ephod, when he was cutting up ham
and sausages, when he was serving out sugar with a little shovel....
“How extraordinarily nice and jolly he looks!” she said enthusiastically,
as they approached.
“Does he?” asked Mr. Cardan in some surprise. To his eyes the man looked
like a hardly mitigated ruffian.
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