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Mr. Elver drank and wiped his eyes. “But I’ll make them smart for it one
day,” he said, banging the table with his fist. The violent self-pity of
a moment ago transformed itself into an equally violent anger. “I’ll
make them all pay for what I suffered. When I’m rich.”
“That’s the spirit,” said Mr. Cardan encouragingly.
“Thirteen years of it I had,” Mr. Elver went on. “And two and a half
years during the war, dressed in uniform and filling up forms in a
wooden hut at Leeds; but that was better than touting for
advertisements. Thirteen years. Penal servitude with torture. But I’ll
pay them, I’ll pay them.” He banged the table again.
“Still,” said Mr. Cardan, “you seem to have got out of it now all right.
Living here in Italy is a sign of freedom; at least I hope so.”
At these words Mr. Elver’s anger against “them” suddenly dropped. His
face took on a mysterious and knowing expression. He smiled to himself
what was meant to be a dark, secret and satanic smile, a smile that
should be all but imperceptible to the acutest eye. But he found, in his
tipsiness, that the smile was growing uncontrollably broader and
broader; he wanted to grin, to laugh aloud. Not that what he was
secretly thinking about was at all funny; it was not, at any rate when
he was sober. But now the whole world seemed to swim in a bubbly sea of
hilarity. Moreover, the muscles of his face, when he started to smile
satanically, had all at once got out of hand and were insisting on
expanding what should have been the expression of Lucifer’s darkest and
most fearful thoughts into a bumpkin’s grin. Hastily Mr. Elver
extinguished his face in his glass, in the hope of concealing from his
guest that rebellious smile. He emerged again choking. Mr. Cardan had to
pat him on the back. When it was all over, Mr. Elver reassumed his
mysterious expression and nodded significantly. “Perhaps,” he said
darkly, not so much in response to anything Mr. Cardan had said as on
general principles, so to speak, and to indicate that the whole
situation was in the last degree dubious, dark and contingent—contingent
on a whole chain of further contingencies.
Mr. Cardan’s curiosity was roused by the spectacle of this queer
pantomime; he refilled his host’s glass. “Still,” he insisted, “if you
hadn’t freed yourself, how would you be staying here—” in this horrible
marsh, he had almost added; but he checked himself and said “in Italy”
instead.
The other shook his head. “I can’t tell you,” he said darkly, and again
the satanic smile threatened to enlarge itself to imbecility.
Mr. Cardan relapsed into silence, content to wait. From the expression
on Mr. Elver’s face he could see that the effort of keeping a secret
would be, for his host, intolerably great. The fruit must be left to
ripen of itself. He said nothing and looked pensively into one of the
dark corners of the tomb-like chamber as though occupied with his own
thoughts.
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