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“Yes, of course,” Mr. Cardan affirmed. “The life of the soldier who
killed Archimedes isn’t worth the life of Archimedes. It’s the
fundamental fallacy of democracy and humanitarian Christianity to
suppose that it is. Though of course,” Mr. Cardan added pensively, “one
has no justifying reason for saying so, but only one’s instinctive
taste. For the soldier, after all, may have been a good husband and
father, may have spent the non-professional, unsoldierly portions of his
life in turning the left cheek and making two blades of grass grow where
only one grew before. If, like Tolstoy, your tastes run to good
fatherhood, left cheeks and agriculture, then you’ll say that the life
of the soldier is worth just as much as the life of Archimedes—much
more, indeed; for Archimedes was a mere geometrician, who occupied
himself with lines and angles, curves and surfaces, instead of with good
and evil, husbandry and religion. But if, on the contrary, one’s tastes
are of a more intellectual cast, then one will think as I think—that the
life of Archimedes is worth the lives of several billion of even the
most amiable soldiers. But as for saying which point of view is right—”
Mr. Cardan shrugged his shoulders. “Partner, I leave it to you.”
Mr. Elver seemed rather disappointed by the inconclusive turn that his
guest’s discourse had taken. “But still,” he insisted, “it’s obvious
that a wise man’s better than a fool. There _is_ a hierarchy.”
“Well, I personally should say there was,” said Mr. Cardan. “But I can’t
speak for others.” He saw that he had been carried away by the pleasures
of speculation into saying things his host did not want to hear. To
almost all men, even when they are sober, a suspense of judgment is
extraordinarily distasteful. And Mr. Elver was far from sober; moreover,
Mr. Cardan began to suspect, this philosophic conversation was a
tortuous introduction to personal confidences. If one wanted the
confidences one must agree with the would-be confider’s opinion. That
was obvious.
“Good,” said Mr. Elver. “Then you’ll admit that an intelligent man is
worth more than an imbecile, a moron; ha ha, a moron....” And at this
word he burst into violent and savage laughter, which, becoming more and
more extravagant as it prolonged itself, turned at last into an
uncontrollable screaming and sobbing.
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