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Time and space, matter and mind, subject, object—how inextricably they
got mixed, next day, on the road to Rome! The simple-minded traveller
who imagines himself to be driving quietly through Umbria and Latium
finds himself at the same time dizzily switchbacking up and down the
periods of history, rolling on top gear through systems of political
economy, scaling heights of philosophy and religion, whizzing from
aesthetic to aesthetic. Dimensions are bewilderingly multiplied, and the
machine which seems to be rolling so smoothly over the roads is
travelling, in reality, as fast as forty horses and the human minds on
board can take it, down a score of other roads, simultaneously, in all
directions.
The morning was bright when they left Perugia. In the blue sky above
Subasio floated a few large white clouds. Silently they rolled away down
the winding hill. At the foot of the mountain, secure from the sunlight
in the delicious cool of their family vault, the obese Volumni reclined
along the lids of their marble ashbins, as though on couches round the
dinner-table. In an eternal anticipation of the next succulent course
they smiled and for ever went on smiling. We enjoyed life, they seemed
to say, and considered death without horror. The thought of death was
the seasoning which made our five and twenty thousand dinners upon this
earth yet more appetising.
A few miles further on, at Assisi, the mummy of a she-saint lies in a
glass case, brilliantly illumined by concealed electric lights. Think of
death, says the she-saint, ponder incessantly on the decay of all
things, the transience of this sublunary life. Think, think; and in the
end life itself will lose all its savour; death will corrupt it; the
flesh will seem a shame and a disgustfulness. Think of death hard enough
and you will come to deny the beauty and the holiness of life; and, in
point of fact, the mummy was once a nun.
“When Goethe came to Assisi,” said Mr. Cardan, as they emerged from the
vaults of St. Clare, “the only thing he looked at was the portico of a
second-rate Roman temple. Perhaps he wasn’t such a fool as we think
him.”
“An admirable place for playing halma,” said Chelifer, as they entered
the Teatro Metastasio.
Upon that rococo stage art was intended to worship itself. Everywhere
now, for the last two hundred years and more, it has been worshipping
itself.
But in the upper and the lower churches of St. Francis, Giotto and
Cimabue showed that art had once worshipped something other than itself.
Art there is the handmaid of religion—or, as the psycho-analysts would
say, more scientifically, anal-erotism is a frequent concomitant of
incestuous homosexuality.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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