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“I think it is,” said Chelifer, who had recognised her long ago.
“Would you like me to stop?” asked Hovenden.
Chelifer shook his head. “I think we’d better get to the doctor as
quickly as possible,” he said.
Looking back as they drove out of the forum, Chelifer saw that his
mother, faithful to her vegetarian principles, was throwing down into
the den of cats bread and cold potatoes. In the evening he imagined she
would come again. She had not taken long to find her Roman occupation.
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CHAPTER IX
The funeral was not due to take place before sunset. The bearers, the
choristers, the sexton, the priest himself, most likely, were all in the
fields, picking the grapes. They had something more important to do,
while the light lasted, than to bury people. Let the dead bury their
dead. The living were there to make wine.
Mr. Cardan sat alone in the empty church. Alone; what had once been
Grace Elver lay, coffined, on a bier in the middle of the aisle. That
did not count as company; it was just so much stuff in a box. His red
knobbly face was as though frozen into stillness, all its gaiety, its
twinkling mobility were gone. It might have been the face of a dead man,
of one of the dead whose business it is to bury the dead. He sat there
grim and stony, leaning forward, his chin in his hand, his elbow on his
knee.
Three thousand six hundred and fifty days more, he was thinking; that
is, if I live another ten years. Three thousand six hundred and fifty,
and then the end of everything, the tunnelling worms.
There are such horrible ways of dying, he thought. Once, years ago, he
had a beautiful grey Angora cat. She ate too many black-beetles in the
kitchen and died vomiting shreds of her shard-torn stomach. He often
thought of that cat. One might die like that oneself, coughing up one’s
vitals.
Not that one eats many black-beetles, of course. But there is always
putrid fish. The effects are not so very different. Wretched moron! he
thought, looking at the coffin. It had been a disgusting sort of death.
Pains, vomiting, collapse, coma, then the coffin—and now the busy
ferments of putrefaction and the worms. Not a very dignified or
inspiring conclusion. No speeches, no consoling serenities, no Little
Nells or Paul Dombeys. The nearest approach to the Dickensian had been
when, in a brief spell of lucidity, she asked him about the bears he was
going to give her after they were married.
“Will they be grown up?” she asked. “Or puppies?”
“Puppies,” he answered, and she had smiled with pleasure.
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