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of this carefully.”
She shut the book and put the cap on her fountain pen, feeling that she
had done a good evening’s work. Calamy was now safely laid down in
pickle, waiting to be consumed whenever she should be short of fictional
provisions.
After having undressed, washed, brushed her hair, polished her nails,
greased her face and cleaned her teeth, Miss Thriplow turned out the
light, and kneeling down by the side of her bed said several prayers,
aloud. She then got into bed, and lying on her back, with all her
muscles relaxed, she began to think about God.
God is a spirit, she said to herself, a spirit, a spirit. She tried to
picture something huge and empty, but alive. A huge flat expanse of
sand, for example, and over it a huge blank dome of sky; and above the
sand everything should be tremulous and shimmering with heat—an
emptiness that was yet alive. A spirit, an all-pervading spirit. God is
a spirit. Three camels appeared on the horizon of the sandy plain and
went lolloping along in an absurd ungainly fashion from left to right.
Miss Thriplow made an effort and dismissed them. God is a spirit, she
said aloud. But of all animals camels are really almost the queerest;
when one thinks of their frightfully supercilious faces, with their
protruding under lips like the last Hapsburg kings of Spain.... No, no;
God is a spirit, all-pervading, everywhere. All the universes are made
one in him. Layer upon layer.... A Neapolitan ice floated up out of the
darkness. She had never liked Neapolitan ices since that time, at the
Franco-British exhibition, when she had eaten one and then taken a ride
on Sir Hiram Maxim’s Captive Flying Machines. Round and round and round.
Lord, how she had been sick, afterwards, in the Blue Grotto of Capri!
“Sixpence each, ladies and gentlemen, only sixpence each for a trip to
the celebrated Blue Grotto of Capri, the celebrated Blue Grotto, ladies
and gentlemen....” How sick! It must have been most awkward for the
grown-ups.... But God is a spirit. All the universes are one in the
spirit. Mind and matter in all their manifestations—all one in the
spirit. All one—she and the stars and the mountains and the trees and
the animals and the blank spaces between the stars and ... and the fish,
the fish in the Aquarium at Monaco.... And what fish! What extravagant
fantasies! But no more extravagant or fantastic, really, than the
painted and jewelled old women outside. It might make a very good
episode in a book—a couple of those old women looking through the glass
at the fishes. Very beautifully and discreetly described; and the
fundamental similarity between the creatures on either side of the glass
would just be delicately implied—not stated, oh, not stated; that would
be too coarse, that would spoil everything, but just implied, by the
description, so that the intelligent reader could take the hint. And
then in the Casino ... Miss Thriplow brusquely interrupted herself. God
is a spirit. Yes.
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