Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
On the platform at the far end of the hall, beneath crossed flags,
sat the principal officiating dignitaries, three in number--first, the
Imperial Grand Potentate of the lodge, holder of an office corresponding
to president elsewhere, but invested with rather more grandeur than
commonly appertains to a presidency; then the second in command, known
formally as First Vice Imperial Grand Potentate; and thirdly, the
Reverend Potiphar Grasty, pastor of First Ward Church.
Facing these three and, in turn, faced by them, sat on the front seats
the Supreme Kings, temporarily detached from their kinspeople and
well-wishers, who, with the populace generally, filled the serried rows
of chairs and benches behind the uniformed ranks.
At the rear, near the main entrance, in a cleared space, stood two long
trestles bearing the refreshments, of which, at a suitable moment, all
and sundry would be invited to partake. The feast plainly would be a
rich and abundant one, including, as it did, such items as cream puffs,
ham sandwiches, Frankfurters, bananas, and soda pop of the three more
popular varieties--lemon, sarsaparilla and strawberry--in seemingly
unlimited quantities.
Sister Eldora Menifee, by title Queen Bee of the Ladies' Royal Auxiliary
of the Supreme Kings, had charge of the collation, its arrangement
and its decorations. She hovered about her handiwork, a mighty, black
mountain, vigilant to frown away any who might undertake any clandestine
poaching. The display of napery and table linen was most ample; and why
not? Didn't Sister Menifee do the washing for the biggest white folks'
boarding house in town?
With an eye filmed and morose, Jeff Poindexter, pausing at the rear,
comprehended this festive scene. Then, as his gaze ran to and fro, he
saw that which he dreaded to see and yet sought to behold. He saw Smooth
Crum-baugh sitting with Ophelia on the right side of the hall, well up
toward the front. Their backs were to him; their heads inclined sidewise
toward a common centre.
The loose fold of flesh in Smooth's bull neck pouched down over his
glistening collar as he slanted one shoulder to whisper sweet somethings
in Ophelia's ear. They must have been sweet somethings, and witty
withal; for at once the lady gave vent to a clear soprano giggle.
Her mirthful outburst rose above the babble of voices and, floating
backward, pierced Jeff Poindexter's bosom as with darts and javelins;
and jealousy, meantime, like the Spartan boy's fox, gnawed at his
inwards.
The sight and the sound, taken together, made Jeff Poindexter desperate
almost to the point of outright recklessness--almost, but not quite. He
noted the fortuitous circumstance of a vacant chair directly behind the
pair he watched. Surely now Smooth Crumbaugh would start no disturbance
here. Surely--so Jeff reasoned it--time, place, occasion and the present
company, all would operate and cooperate to curb Smooth's chronic
belligerency.
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