Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
I might add that Sister Rosalie Shackleford, hampered though she was by
skirts and the trappings of woe, nevertheless finished inside the money
herself.
Jefferson Poindexter, calm, smiling and debonair, picked his way
daintily among overthrown chairs and through a litter of hats, helmets,
umbrellas and swords across the hall to Ophelia, who, helpless with
shock, was plastered, prone and flat on the floor, close up against the
side wall, where Smooth had flung her as he launched himself in flight.
Right gallantly Jeff raised her to her feet and supported her; and
right mainfully she clung to him, inclosing herself, all distracted and
aquiver, within the circle of his comforting arms. Already they were
almost alone and within a space of moments would be entirely so, except
for one fat auntie, lying in a dead faint under the wrecked snack stand.
Also there still remained Red Hoss Shackleford, who wavered to and fro
upon the platform, with a hand to his bewildered brow, trying foggily
to figure out just how he had been thwarted of his just retribution upon
the persons of those vanished arch-detractors of him. He had had his
revenge--had it sugar-sweet and brimming over--only he didn't know it
yet.
“Oh, Jeffy,” gasped Ophelia, “wuzn't you skeered too?”
“Who--me?” proclaimed Jeff. “Me skeered of a wet nigger, full of stick
gin? Fair lady, mebbe I don't keer so much fur gittin' my clothes all
mussed up fightin' wid bully niggers, but I ain't never run frum no
ghostes yit; an' I don't never aim to, neither--not 'thout waitin' round
long 'nuff to find out fust w'ether hit's a real ghost or not. Dat's
me!”
“Oh, Jeffy, you suttinly is de bravest man I knows!” she answered back
in muffled tones, with her head on his white waistcoat.
At this moment precisely the town clock sounded the first stroke of
twelve, and all the steam whistles in town let go, blasting out shrilly;
and all the giant firecrackers in town began bursting in loud acclaim of
the New Year. But what the triumphant, proud, conquering Jeff heard was
his Ophelia, speaking to him soul to soul.
CHAPTER VIII. CINNAMON SEED AND SANDY BOTTOM
Major putnam stone is dead, but his soul goes marching on. Mainly it
does its marching on at Midsylvania University. Every fall, down yonder,
on the night of the day of the last game of the season, when the squad
has broken training and many of the statutes touching on the peace and
quiet of the community, there is a dinner. At the end of this dinner the
captain of the team stands up at one end of the table and chants out:
“Cinnamon Seed and Sandy Bottom!”--just like that. Whereupon there
are loud cheers. And then, at the far end of the table from him, the
chairman of the athletic community stands up in his place and lifts his
mug and says, in the midst of a little silence: “To the memory of
Major Putnam Stone!” Then everybody rises and drinks; and there are no
heel-taps.
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