Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
One day in the tail end of November the old Major came stumping down the
stairs from his sanctum--anyhow, he always called it his sanctum--upon
the top floor in a little partitioned-off space adjoining the chief's
office, where he had a desk of his own and where he did his work. He had
a wad of copy paper in his hand. In dress and in manner he was the same
old Major that he had been in the flush times two years back, when he
used to come in daily, ostensibly to get some exchanges but really to
sit and sit, and bore everybody who would listen with tiresome long
accounts of things that happened between 1861 and 1865--not the
shabby forlorn figure he became that first summer after he got his
twelve-dollar-a-week job--but his former self, recreated all over again.
His fullbreasted shirt of fine linen jutted out above the unbuttoned
top of his low waistcoat in pleaty, white billows and his loose black
sailor's tie made a big clump at his throat where the ends of his Lord
Byron collar came together. His cuffs almost covered his hands and his
longish white hair was like silk floss lying on his coat collar behind.
That little white goatee of his jutted out under his lower lip like
a tab of carded wool. Altogether he was the Major of yore, rejoicing
sartorially in his present state of comparative prosperity. The boys
around the shop always said that if the Major had only ten dollars and
fifty cents in the world he would spend five dollars of it for his club
dues and five of it on his wardrobe and give the remaining fifty cents
to some beggar. I guess he would have, too.
He came downstairs this day and walked up to Devore, and laid down his
sheaf of pages at Devore's elbow. “A special contribution, sir,” he said
very ceremoniously.
Devore ran through the first page, which was covered with pencil
marks--the Major always wrote his stuff out in long hand--and glanced
up, a little bit astonished.
“Kind of out of your usual line, isn't it, Major Stone?” he asked.
“In a measure, sir--yes,” stated the old man; and he rocked on his
high heels as though he might be nervous regarding the reception his
contribution would have in this quarter. “Under the circumstances I feel
justified in a departure from the material I customarily indite. But if
you feel--”
“Oh, that's all right!” said Devore, divining what the Major meant to
say before the Major finished saying it. “There's always room for good
stuff.”
He laid the first sheet aside and shuffled through the sheets under it,
picking out lines and appraising the full purport of the manuscript, as
any skilled craftsman of a newspaper copy desk can do in half the length
of time an outsider would be needing to make out the sense of it.
“About young Morehead, eh? I didn't know you knew him, Major?”
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