Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
More people and yet more kept coming. The rubber piping, which
perversely had kinked and twisted as it came off the spinning drum of
hose reel No. 1, was fairly straight now, and from his station just
inside the gate the fire chief bellowed the command down the line to
turn 'er on! They turned her on, but somewhere in the coupled sections
of hose a stricture had developed. All that happened was that from the
brass snout of the nozzle a languid gush of yellow water arose in a fan
shape to an elevation of perhaps fifteen feet, thence descending in a
cascade, not upon the particular spot at which the nozzle was aimed,
but full upon the ill-starred Mr. Rice as he tugged to uproot a wooden
support of the little grape arbor which flanked the house on the
endangered side. Somewhat disfigured by the clothesline but still
resolute to lend a helping hand somewhere, Mr. Rice had but a moment
before become possessed of an ambition to remove the grape vines,
trellis and all, to a place of safety. His reward for this kindly
attempt was a sudden soaking.
As though the hiss of the water had aroused him, Judge Priest sat up in
the grass, where he had been lying during these tumultuous and crowded
five minutes. He was still half dazed. As his eyesight cleared, he saw
that the bathroom was as good as gone and that his bedroom was about to
go. Some one helped him to his unsteady feet and kept him upright. He
shook himself free from the supporting grasp of the person who held him,
and advanced toward the porch steps, wavering a little on his legs as he
went.
Then, before anybody sensed what he meant to do, before anybody could
make a move to stop him, he had mounted the steps and was at the front
door.
Out of the door, bumping into him, backed a coughing, gasping squad,
their noses smarting and their eyes streaming from the acrid reek,
towing after them the big horsehair sofa which was the principal piece
of furniture in the judge's sitting room. The sofa had lost two of its
casters in transit, and it took all their strength to drag it over the
lintel.
“It's no use, Judge Priest,” panted one of these workers, recognising
him; “we've got pretty nearly everything out that was downstairs and you
couldn't get upstairs now if you tried.”
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