Those Times and TheseCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Those Times and These
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“So I did a little private investigating that evening and I found out
where the old chap had connected. You see I was interested. A live wire
named Garrison, who owned the state rights for selling the World's Great
Classics of Prose and Poetry on subscriptions, had landed here about
a week before. You know the kind of truck this fellow Garrison was
peddling? Forty large, hard, heavy volumes, five dollars down and a
dollar a month as long as you live; no blacksmith's fireside complete
without the full set; should be in every library; so much for the full
calf bindings; so much for the half leather; give your little ones a
chance to acquire an education at a trifling cost; come early and
avoid the rush of those seeking to take advantage of this unparalleled
opportunity; price positively due to advance at the end of a limited
period; see also our great clubbing offer in conjunction with Bunkem's
Illustrated Magazine--all that sort of guff.
“Well, Garrison had opened up headquarters here. He'd brought some of
his agents with him--experts at conning the simple peasantry and the
sturdy yeomanry into signing on the dotted line A and paying down the
first installment as a binder; but he needed some home talent to
fill out his crew, and he advertised with us for volunteers. Old Van
Nicht--Nix, I mean--had heard about it, and he had applied for a job as
canvasser, and Garrison had taken him on, not on salary, of course, but
agreeing to pay him a commission on all his sales. That was what I found
out that night.”
Before Olcott's eyes rose a vision of a dried-up, bleak-eyed old man
limping from doorstep to doorstep, enduring the rebuffs of fretful
housewives and the insolence of annoyed householders--a failure, and a
hopeless, predestined failure at that.
“Too bad, wasn't it?” he said.
“What's too bad?” asked Morgan.
“About that poor old man turning book agent at his age, with his lack of
experience with the ways of the world.”
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