Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Calm was again restored, and the trio sat down to their breakfast. The
tinker's loaf was divided; each man devoured his herring, and the
soup was dipped out of the crock, and drank from a little second-hand
saucepan, which alternately served each of the party. Darby's bottle,
which was suspended from the branch above, before the meal was half
concluded, had neatly proved an apple of discord between the tinker and
the pedlar. Darby began, by taking a tolerably good sup of the contents;
he then swung the bottle to the pedlar, who held it so long to his lips,
that the honest tinker became alarmed lest he should not obtain his
share. The pedlar did not withdraw the bottle from his mouth; and when
he raised it to an angle of nearly forty-five degrees with the horizon,
the tinker could no longer sit easy on the turf. He started up, rushed
across the crock, which he upset in his transit, seized the pedlar by
the throat with one hand, and clutched the bottle with the other.
“Hold hard!” said he; “not a drop more goeth down thy gullet! Quit
thy hold o' the bottle, or I'll choke thee I--I will, faith!--it's
natural:--thou hast had my bread, let me share in the whiskey.”
The residue of the broth made the fire hiss and send forth fumes, the
odour of which was truly disgusting. The little girl screamed again,
and Darby Doherty was in high hopes that the brawny pedlar would have
resented the tinker's attack on his person: but he was disappointed.
“You'll excuse me,” said the tinker, bowing as he succeeded in obtaining
possession of the bottle. “You'll excuse me, but, truly--”
“Dinna mention it, friend,” quoth the pedlar. “I was wrong--I forgot
mysel';--it was vara well of ye to look to your ain:--I forgot mysel',
and should have taken it down to the ultimate drop; it glides away like
a joyful dream. It's Farintosh, I doubt: and vara excellent gude as I've
tasted for mony a day.”
The child was much amazed to see storm and calm succeed each other so
rapidly; she felt alarmed at those whom chance had made her associates
and would-be protectors; but appetite mastered fear, and she soon dried
her eyes, and ate the remainder of a piece of the herring which the
pedlar had broiled for her while his companions were debating, and the
biscuit he had discovered in his pack.
After breakfast, the question as to who should take the child to the
revel, was again started. Each of the men spoke resolutely; and a third
quarrel was already budding, when the little girl stood up between the
brawlers, and proposed that, as all three of them were so kind as to
wish to take her, and neither of them would let her go with either of
the others, she should walk on alone; or, that all of them should go
with her together.
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