Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
But, oh! dear me! what were
my feelings, when I heard the cripple hobbling up stairs, and trying
to open a little window which commanded the yard! We were in a sad
situation; our only choice of avoiding the lynx eyes of Jagger was by
getting into two water-butts, which stood in the yard. The windows of
the house looked into every corner, so that we could not possibly hope
to conceal ourselves behind them. In we went together, but my ill luck
still attended me; Skelpie crouched comfortably in the belly of a dry
butt, but the one, into which I floundered, was half full of water. The
chilling liquid rose to within a foot and a half of the brim, the moment
I got in, so that it was impossible for me to crouch, being actually
standing on tip-toe, neck high in water! It was a bleak night, but my
fever saved my life.
The cripple's blunderbuss, of unprecedented calibre, was thrust out of
the window, before I could well moderate my quick breathing. He looked
into every corner of the yard, but, happily, did not perceive my
miserable sconce, which was floating in the water-butt, immediately
beneath him. He descended in a few minutes, and removed the furniture
from the door, searched all round the yard, and, at length, discovering
the marks of Skelpie's shoes in the wall, concluded that we had escaped,
and went grumbling to bed. It was a long time before I would suffer
Skelpie to help me out of my hiding-place: he effected the job with
infinite difficulty, and led me, dripping like a watering-pot, through
the house.
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