Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Notwithstanding the difference in their temperaments, the two friends
had rarely disagreed; and Orestes and Pylades, or Damon and Pythias,
could not have exhibited more affection towards each other, after a
long separation, than Jimmy Fitzgerald and the Lieutenant did, when the
latter entered the Old Irish Boy's cabin. My relation had, to use his
own expression, been roaming about, here and there and everywhere, for
a number of years; and so little positive inclination did he feel for
passing the remainder of his life in one place, that he would, probably,
have declined his nephew's well-meant offer, had not Jimmy Fitzgerald's
cabin been within ten minutes' walk of the cottage, and the sea been
visible from two of its four front windows. The village was principally
occupied by fishermen; but there were two or three respectable families
resident in the neighbourhood: to these the old Lieutenant had letters
of introduction; so that he felt satisfied, on entering upon his
tolerably neat, but humble abode, that he should not be at a loss for
society, even if it were possible for him ever to grow tired of that of
his friend Fitzgerald.
After a great number of mutual inquiries had been answered, and many
expressions of reciprocal friendship had been uttered, Jimmy Fitzgerald
drew forth a little tub of pothien from beneath the bed, with his
crutch,--which was of no other use to him but to perform this and
similar offices,--and protested by several saints, whose names have
escaped my memory, that we should have a jovial night of it. “Many's the
pitcher of good drink,” he exclaimed, “the Lieutenant and I have
helped one another to empty: though, I'll say this for him, he'd always
thirty-one points and a half more love for sobriety than ever Jimmy
Fitzgerald could boast; and at that same time, when he'd make mouths at
a third can, and draw back from a fourth, as he would from a dog that
was going to snap at him, I drank, and drank,--more shame to me
for it,--as though I'd declared war against spirits, and wished to
exterminate them,--rum, in particular,--from the face of the earth. I
think I'm a better man than I was long ago: no thanks to me, for that,
though, perhaps; for I'm out of the way of temptation; and if I'd the
pay of an admiral, I couldn't enjoy myself as I did long ago. It's
wrong of us to brag of our virtue, when we've no appetite left in us
for sin:--that's a saying I stole from the priest, because it plazed me.
You'll like Father Killala mightily, Lieutenant, when you come to know
him; as you soon will, won't you? And noticing him reminds me of telling
you, that while you're here, I'll engage you'll never get reproached for
being a Protestant.”
“Toleration, Jimmy--”
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