Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Many's the tale they tell of ould James Veogh;--how he'd give a feast
fit for a prince, once now and then, just to make the great folks in
Dublin have an idea of his wealth, and what not, and then whip the
cat for a year after, to make up for it. No man was prouder; and
it's thought he was wrong in cooping up Pierce at home all his young
days;--but that's no matter for my meddling. And it's said, his heart
grudged the expense of maintaining Pierce abroad in the world, like the
rest of the young sirs; and his pride wouldn't let his only son and heir
be looked down upon: so to save both money and pride at once, Pierce was
a caged bird until he grew up;--then he flew off, and a wild flight he
had too.
It's said by his servants, that the father--and this is one of the
million stories we have about him--once entertained the great lords and
ladies at his house, in Dublin, with a fine masquerade, which cost him a
mint of money,--no doubt it did;--and there was himself, in the disguise
of the goddess they call Ceres, whose name you have heard before--though
I hadn't when they first tould me the joke;--and while his guests were
drinking down wine worth its weight in gold,--and it was all galore
and glory with them,--Jimmy was seen skulking about, gathering up the
scraps, out o' the way o' the strange servants, in a thing he carried,
they call something that manes in English, a horn of plenty. That wasn't
a bad joke of him, it's said, by them that knows. But there's no doubt,
though he'd stoop to pick up a farthing, while Pierce would sooner be
skimming guineas over a pond, ould Jim Veogh did more real good than
Pierce did at first; for he payed all he owed,--though not a penny more,
while Pierce often wouldn't--no, not when he could; and he didn't harry
the poor tenants for rent,--which couldn't be said of Pierce,--but gave
them time, though he made them pay up at last. And the ould man never
did harm to any one in the way of pranks,--not when he was a boy even;
and there's more than me recollects his sending Luke Sweeny a cow, when
the one he had died.---To be sure, the cow he sent wasn't worth much;
but he gave Luke a long day to pay for her, and took lawful interest
only on the price,--which was three pounds ten shillings,--until it was
paid. And paid it was, to the day: for Luke was as honest a man as ever
broke bread, and wouldn't harm a mouse, unless he caught the crature
nibbling his loaf,--and then, what harm?--My blessing on Luke!--it's
many's the piggin of milk we got from him, in the bad times, when he'd
a right to hould his head higher than he can now,--worse luck!--I could
tell you a story of Luke, too; but as you're longing, I dare say, to
know about Timberleg, I won't baulk you, by giving you dry bread when
you're longing for sweetmeats. Luke's isn't a bad story though, for all
that; and I'll tell it you, by-and-by, when I've none better left.
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