Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
By-and-by, Pierce came to a corner again, with one leg before and the
other behind him, as if he'd little Powsett's seven-leagued boots on;
or, to spake within compass, the foot that was forward the whole length
of his leg more advanced than his body. Now here's the point of my
story:--Nick Forester was much nearer Pierce than Pierce expected; to
spake out at once, he was close to the corner, only the other side of
it; and, as one may say, in a right direction to cross his course. Well,
just as Pierce had put his foot that was forward to the ground, about
four inches beyond the corner, Nick Forester, quite unconscious of his
good luck, was, at that instant, going to put his timber-toe on the
flags in a transverse direction. Down it came, pat upon Pierce's foot;
the whole weight of Nick's body followed directly after; and the next
moment, Pierce found himself within an inch and a half of Nick's nose,
staring his enemy full in the face, who looked quite as wonder-struck,
but not half so grievous, as himself; for the end of Nick's leg covered
a couple of Pierce's worst corns.
This wasn't the first time in the world a man ran into the lion's mouth.
Nick put out his paw upon Pierce, and from that day, people called him
“Timberleg Toe-Trap.”
Pierce lay in Nick's custody for above a month; he then got out by
scraping together all he could, and flew off to England for safety: but
it was just out of the frying-pan into the fire with him; for,--though
a man's good deeds have wings of lead, or just none at all, and travel
like the tortoise,--such things as make against him, go at the rate
of twelve knots an hour, to every point of the compass at once; or, at
least, to all the points he wouldn't have them go, if he could help
it; and, by this rule, the news of Pierce's being taken for debt by
Timberleg, got to England, before he reached it himself; and he wasn't
well landed and recovered from his sea-sickness, when one of his
creditors had a bailiff to give him a grip by the shoulder. As soon as a
man gets clawed, long bills generally come pouring in upon him from
all quarters:--it was just this way with Pierce; and his prospects in
perspective were almost as unpleasant as his enemies could wish.
We'll leave him now though, if you please; and I'll tell you what more
happened him by-and-by, and how it all ended; if you don't fall asleep,
and by your snoring, give me a hint that it isn't quite so entertaining
you find me, as may be I think you ought. But, we'll see.
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BAT BOROO.
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