Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Man,” says she, looking up to him, “you've been a soldier.”
“What then?” says he.
“Here's a line in your hand,”--says she, “a line which tells me, that
before another year has gone over your head, you'll be more frightened
by a bulrush than ever you was by a baggonet;--and that's saying much.”
Bat bullied her, but bit his lip for vexation; and, by-and-by, you'll
hear how he got on, and what came of the cunning-woman's foreboding. But
wait a little, for I'm before my story, and must go back.--You heard me
say, Bat called himself by the name of Bat Muggleburgh, awhile ago; and
so he did: for, as I tould you, he denied the name of Boroo, because
he said he'd no call to it; and that Muggleburgh was what he'd a right
to,--and he'd own to it, and nothing else. Now, all this may be true
enough; Bat's name may be Muggleburgh, and he Dick Boroo's son for all
that:--for did any one ever know, or take the trouble to inquire, what
was ould Dick's rale name--if he had one--besides Dick?--Boroo was
a nick-name he got for some saying or prank, that was past by and
forgotten entirely in my time, though the name still stuck to him. He
wasn't an Irishman; but where he came from,--except he was a bit of a
Dutch smuggler or something in his young days,--myself neither knows nor
cares.
It's often he brags,--Bat does,--of the brave coat of arms that belongs
to him, if he had his rights; and what great men the Muggleburghs was
in times gone by. But that's no matter at all:--there's a regular
descendant of the honourable kings of Meath sells butter at Cashel,
and is as big a rogue as one here and there. I myself came from a fine
family by my mother's side; but what's all the famous blood of her
ancestors now?--One of the grandfathers of the worm you trod on o'
Monday, had some of the best of it; and for my own part, I don't value
that of great Bryan himself a rush and a half: but my mother didn't
think so, poor thing,--rest her soul!
Well, by this time, you must be pretty well acquainted with Bat,--and,
may be, tired of him; but wait till you hear what happened him.--Many
months, but not a year, after Bat had his fortune tould in the manner
I mentioned, we'd a poor scholar--a stripling of sixteen or so--with us
here, for two, or it might be, three days, at the most. Good luck follow
him! He was a lad we all loved, high and low,--and it's not very high
the best of us is, sure enough,--for the boy behaved beautifully, though
he'd a spice of the wag in him--And why not?--wasn't he young?--and
isn't young days the best of days with us? And if we ar'n't merry then,
when will we, I'd like to know?
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