Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
I couldn't, without reckoning every living soul of them, within
half-a-mile of this, or I would. For a long time, Bat didn't know what
it was all about, and looked before and both sides of him to find out
where the fun was, but he couldn't. “Look behind you!” says somebody.
Bat looked, and there was the boys and girls laughing, and that was all:
so he wint on again.
This couldn't last long though. After awhile Bat found out what made the
boys follow him, as the little birds do the cuckoo; and then his rage
wasn't little:--describe it I won't, for I can't; but I'll tell you what
he did:--he suspected the scholar had played him that trick,--which was
the truth,--and he found out which road he took; and you'll be sorry to
hear he soon came within sight of his satchel.
Whether the boy heard Bat blowing and blustering I don't know, but he
luckily glanced behind him, and seeing Bat and his big stick, did what
any one in his place would, if he could,--put a hedge between him and
his enemy. Bat followed him, vowing vengeance in the shape of a great
basting, from one field to another; until, in the end,--he didn't know
how,--he found he'd lost the boy, and discovered the prudence of taking
to his heels himself; for there he was, in the midst of a meadow, and a
fine, fierce-looking bull making up to him at a fast trot. Seeing this,
Bat began to make calculations, and perfectly satisfied himself that
before he could reach the hedge he came over, the bull would come up
with him, and, in all probability, attack his rear. Bat couldn't very
well like this: there wasn't much time for pros and cons with him; so he
threw his stick at the beast, and away he wint, at a great rate towards
a gate he saw in the nearest corner of the field. Though the bull wasn't
far behind him, he contrived to reach and climb up the gate-post without
being harmed but, musha!--what did he see, think you, when he got
there?--
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