Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“I've two, my lady, as fine boys as ever the sun shone upon; though I
say it, you wouldn't match them in a day's walk. The marrow isn't well
in their bones yet; but there's nothing, at sea or ashore, they're
afraid of, barring one thing,--and that's facing so fine a lady as
yourself; they couldn't do that, so they slunk out the back way when
they caught sight o' your ladyship coming: I hope that won't be an
offence, though.”
“By no means,” said the lady; “and how was it you lost your
husband?--But I ought not to remind you of your misfortune.”
“Blessings on your sweet face, my lady,” says Aggie; “it does me good
to hear poor Larry spoken of, or asked kindly about: it's few that does
it.”
“Ah!” says I; “the thoughts o' the living drives away--that is, partly
drives away--the memory o' the dead. Poor Larry ran into the sea, and
drowned himself one night, in a fit o' madness, brought on by a wound
in his head long before, and more whiskey than usual, which he'd been
drinking that day. He was the finest swimmer on this coast, and nearly
took two or three to the bottom that wasn't bad ones, who wint in to
save him. He sunk himself by main force.”
And after that, when the lady asked which way it was he got wounded, I
tould her how he'd been a sailor in his young days. “And when he was a
boy,” says I, “there never, by all accounts, was one better loved, by
little or big, than himself. He sailed many's the voyage with one Oriel,
who was captain and half owner of the brig Betsy,--one of the best
sea-boats ever was seen: she'd make two voyages and back, while
them that waited for convoy couldn't fetch one. And it's many's the
times--I'll not be bothering you with sea terms, which your ladyship
won't comprehend--it's often then she bate off such enemies as she was
able for, and left those in the lurch she couldn't expect to drub. But,
at last and in long run, she met with her match, and more than it every
way, in a pirate, manned with a crew of all nations, but sailing under
Algerine colours, if I don't mistake. They'd as pretty a little battle
for, may be, half a glass or more, yardarm and yard-arm,--that's
cheek-by-jowl, you know, my lady,--as one could wish to behould: but,
by-and-by, Oriel found he was getting the worst of it; and says he to
Larry,--that's my niece's husband that was,--'Larry,' says he, 'you've
always obeyed my orders like a good boy.' 'I'll do so still, sir,' says
Larry, 'while there's life left in me.' 'Well, then, Larry,' says Oriel,
'they're making ready for boarding us, I think; and as we can't get
away, I'll tell you what you'll do:--go down to the powder-room, and
when we've fought as long as we're able, and killed what we can above
here on deck,--that is, when you think they're all aboard of us a'most,
and we can't do much more harm to them,--do you just blow up the brig,
like a good boy, and I'll be obliged to you.'
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