Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Now I'm coming near the end of my story--no bad news that, you'll
say:--Pat was tortured for a long time by Larry, “like a toad under
the harrow,” as the story goes, till he could scarcely scrape enough
together to get on with from week's end to week's end. At last and in
the long run, what does Larry do,--like others like him, who, trying to
make the most of their villany, ruin all outright,--what does he do, but
insist upon Pat's paying him half the allowance he got from my lady,
to hould his peace?--Doolan knocked him down with a goose he had in his
hand at the time; jumped on his garron; and if you want to know the
rate he came home at, ask the people by the road-side. Grogy, his
little garron, wondered whether Ireland was sinking, or what was the
matter,--and no blame to him.
When Doolan got home, he tould the wife how he had ruined himself by
knocking down Larry. “You've done well,” says she, “and it was high time
you did.”--Didn't you ever remark, that when a man gets at his wits'
end, and don't know which way to turn, how well a woman will carry him
through? I'm sure you have; and seen the courage of the poor creatures
too, when men are cowed, and can't look the danger that threatens them
full in the face. “You shall be under the thumb no longer, Pat,” says
she:--“you've done that by me I don't like, but it's forgiven, if not
forgot; and let the worst come to the worst, we'll be as well as we
are:--so, come with me at once.”
“Where'll I go?” says Doolan, staring at her, and drawing back, for he
half suspected what she intinded. But Sally was resolute; she took the
child in her hand, and half persuaded, half dragged Pat away, up to my
lady at The Beg. Doolan went down on his knees, while his wife tould her
ladyship the whole story; and when it was done, Pat got such a lecture
as he never had before; no--not even from his wife after Larry's first
visit.
“Look at the fruits,” said my lady; “look at the consequences, Patrick
Doolan, of your misdoings:--didn't you know that sin is always followed
by sorrow?--that deceit can never long plaster up iniquity? You have
richly merited your sufferings, Pat. I shall, of course, stop the
allowance, and take away the child from you. When I find you are so far
deserving, you shall have my protection, and the little girl again; till
then, I withdraw both.”
Terribly downcast was Pat, to be sure, as you may guess but he was no
longer under the thumb. Besides, he'd a hope left, of getting into grace
again by good conduct so to work he went like a Trojan. Larry came down
as hard as he could after Pat, determined to ruin him or make him knock
under again: but when he got to the village, Pat was back from The Beg,
and had tould all his neighbours what he'd been doing; so that they
hadn't much the laugh of him; and as Pat wasn't disliked, the boys and
girls made such a mudlark of Larry, nobody could tell the colour of his
coat.
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