Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
It's little or nothing that's left me to add to my story:--poor Tommy
Maloe's father, when he heard of the death of his son, got quite
childish at once, and unable to help himself any way: so that he'd have
had little to look to, but his poor neighbours, if my lady hadn't put
him down on her little list of pensioners, and paid Peg Dwyer to mind
the poor soul, and make him as comfortable, considering all things,
as he well could be. You may still see ould Darby--that's his
name--strolling about, from house to house, as he did on the morning
after the disabled dragoon brought us news of his son's death, and
telling every one who'll listen to him, how his beautiful boy was struck
through and through by a baggonet, like a souldier's loaf,--or a tommy,
as it's called in the army,--when he wint to fight the French, in
foreign parts.
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THE DENTIST.
Malachi Hoe is known, for twenty miles round his house, as a cow-doctor,
and a rat-catcher, and a man of tip-top talent in two or three dozen
useful arts and sciences,--as he himself calls tooth-drawing, and
dog-cropping, and all the things he's famous for. He has the finest
terriers and traps in the whole country; and if there isn't a fox to
be found by the subscription pack, that Squire Lawless, and the rest of
them has, nine miles off, at the brook of Ballyfaddin, they've only to
send a dog-boy to Malachi, before sun-set, and he'll have one in a bag,
ready to turn out before them, by the morning. He's very sparing of
talk, and when he spakes, it's in short bits; and he'll look all the
while as if he'd a right to be paid for his words: and it's well paid
he is for them too, sure enough, by them that can do it. There isn't a
hair's-breadth of a horse, from the crown down to the coronet, or below
that again, to the head of the nail in his shoe, but Malachi knows: he's
as much at home in the inside of a cow as that of his own cabin, and can
tell where any thing is, as well in one as the other,---just as if he'd
put it there himself. But Malachi prides himself most on his skill in
tooth-drawing; and if you ask him what he is, he'll tell you--a dentist.
It's full thirty years ago, since Malachi came to settle among us. You
hadn't then to send for him if he was wanted, for he seemed to scent
sickness like a raven; and if your cow was taken ill, the next news
you heard was, that Malachi's horn was blowing on the hill; and, in ten
minutes more, he stood at your door, with a drench if you wished it.
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