Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
peathees, trundled out hot from the crock in the middle of the big
table, with a clane hoop on it to keep them from rolling off: and what's
finer than peathees when they're smoking, and grinning at you through
their red jackets? With them and milk (I'll engage for him, Luke will be
able to give you your choice, sour milk or new) and two or three piggins
o' pothien,--we'll be gay as drovers, and sleep sound wherever we fall.
But I'm houlding out all these fine things to you, only to shew you what
good luck you'll miss, if you don't tell me who you are, and what is it
you'd be doing at The Beg; for it wouldn't be well of me to bring
home any one, without knowing head nor hair of him, to my cousin
Fogarty's,--would it, now?”
“It isn't at all necessary that I should satisfy your curiosity,” says
the gentleman.
“May be, not; but I think so:--so we'd better settle the point before we
go further. Arrah! Rory,--Pturr-r!”
“Pturr-r!” says Rory; “pturr-r, pturr-r!” says he; but the garron was
now too near home to pturr for the brightest man that ever stood in
shoe; and instead of stopping, he put his best leg forward, and carried
the car clane up to Luke Fogarty's door, some minutes sooner than he
would have done, may be, if nobody had said “Pturr-r!” to him at all.
“_Kead mille faltha!_” cried Luke, as soon as he saw the piper; “long
looked for, come at last!--But who's this with you, Corney?”
“Faith! I don't know, then,” says Carolan, who wasn't at all plaized
with the garron, that he didn't stop when Rory bid him; “I don't know
a ha'p'orth about him,” says he, with his mouth close to the big end
o' the crooked bull's-horn, that Fogarty held to his ear; “I found him,
after losing his horse, sitting up upon Henniker's mile-stone; and it
raining harder than usual:--so I took him on the car; but he wouldn't
tell me who he was. He's high and mighty enough to be a king; and,
may be, if the top of the dirt was taken off his dothes, we'd find him
dressed like a gentleman.”
“Arrah! Corney! now I look at him again, and that he's wiped his face, I
think I know him.--You're welcome, sir,” says Luke to the stranger, who
couldn't but hear what the piper had said, yet took no notice of it;
“you're welcome, sir, to a poor man's place, and the best I've got,
this bad night:--but don't I know you somewhere?--Then, if I did, what
harm?”--continued Luke, seeing how the man drew himself up, and, putting
on his airs, didn't condescend to answer what was said to him; “If I did
know you, what harm?--and, faith! then, I do, Corney!” says he, turning
to the piper; “sure you heard of one Andie Hogan, that got a mint o'
money a'most, by selling little bonnets he made o' the paper they puts
on the walls of fine houses, to the women and girls at pattams and
fairs, far and near;--didn't you, Corney?”
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