Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
Although a very plodding man of business, during the summer and autumn
of his life, my cousin Adam had been rather wayward in his youth. After
the completion of his articles of clerkship, in the office of an eminent
firm in the Temple, he oscillated, for several months, between Mount
Parnassus and the Temple of Justice. During that period, he made out a
_catalogue raisonné_ of above three hundred authors,--most of them men
of considerable eminence,--who had deserted law for literature; and my
cousin Adam would, perhaps, have followed their example, had not a young
lady whom he loved,--and of whose taste and judgment he entertained a
very high opinion,--treated a copy of verses, composed by him in her
praise, and which he considered his poetical _chef-d'ouvre_, not merely
with coolness, but positive contempt. Her sneers at his rhapsody were
so galling, that he set his face for ever against love and
literature,--lived an attorney, and died a bachelor.
A good hand at making out bills of costs is an invaluable acquisition to
a legal practitioner; a superior statement of charges being, in fact, a
concise but clear history, subdivided into items, of the suit to which
it refers. Adam Burdock's attendance books were masterly performances in
this respect: almost every action, or legal affair, was, as I discovered
during my examination of his papers, an interesting little romance;
and there appeared to be much of that quality which is, by many modern
writers, termed poetry, in the law. My cousin's bills frequently
contained moral, as well as pecuniary charges against his clients:
for the sake of being explicit, he was evidently compelled, on many
occasions, to envelop an accusation in a formal debit. All attornies, as
I have since been told, labour, more or less, under this disadvantage:
a man acts wisely, therefore, in keeping his legal adviser's bill “aloof
from public eye;” it is often a record of follies and offences, for
which, perhaps, after they are passed, he blushes and repents. A
precise, old-fashioned solicitor's ledger would form a capital volume
for the study of human nature: the characters of his clients, their
whims, their frailties and their sins, are accurately unfolded in its
pages; the sources and consequences of events may therein, without
difficulty, be traced; the gradations of a spendthrift, from opulence to
penury, are finely marked by the progressive _venues_ from Bond Street
to the Bench, in which the attendances against him are laid; and a
wholesome moral may, very often, be found in the concluding items of a
lawyer's bill.
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