Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“The world thinks rather differently of me,” replied Burdock: “my
feelings, I know by experience, will bear as much as most men's.
Business, madam,--business has hardened them:--but, allow me to ask,
what has occurred? You seem to have been ruffled.”
“Do I?” said Mrs. Blennerhagen, turning to a looking-glass which stood
on the table by her side, and glancing at the reflection of her still
lovely face, with a look of anxiety. “Well, now I see myself, I declare
I'm quite frightened. I positively look like a hag! don't I?--I ought
not to suffer such trifles to affect me so severely.”
“Trifles, my dear madam!” emphatically exclaimed the attorney: “I
beg your pardon; but I was led to understand, from the tenor of your
language--”
“Attribute it to the excess of my womanly fears,--increased, perhaps, by
indisposition,--and excuse me. We are weak creatures, as you must know;
even the very best of us are agitated into agony, by phantoms of our own
creation. My suspicions--”
“Am I summoned to advise you on suspicion, then?”
“Nothing more, I assure you: and, really, I ought to be ashamed to
entertain, for one instant, so poor an opinion of Mr. B.'s taste; and,
permit me to say it, of my own person. Now I reflect, it was exceedingly
wrong of me, perhaps, to be jealous of the woman.”
“I wish, with all my heart, madam, you had reflected an hour ago.”
“Would that I had! I should have been saved much--much uneasiness:--but
I now laugh at my fears,” said the lady, affecting to titter.
“I am sorry I cannot join you, madam.”
“Ah, Mr. Burdock! I know the interest you take in my happiness; and,
therefore, I sent for you to advise,--to comfort me. I look up to you as
to my father.”
“You do me an honour, Mrs. Blennerhagen, to which I never had an idea of
aspiring.”
“The honour is entirely on my side, Mr. Burdock,” replied the lady,
taking one of Burdock's hands in both her own; “I feel proud to be
permitted to make free with so worthy and respectable a character. My
confidence in you is unbounded, Mr. Burdock: you see, I receive you in
my dressing-room--”
“For mine own part,” interrupted the attorney, “I should have preferred
the parlour; and so, most probably, would Mr. Blennerhagen.”
“Don't talk so foolishly, Mr. Burdock:--attorneys, like physicians, are
privileged persons, you know.”
“True, true, madam,” said Burdock, rather hastily quitting his seat;
“and now, as the cause of our conference is at an end, I will take my
leave.”
“My dear sir, you surely are not going to quit me in this state:--you
have not heard my complaint.”
“I thought your mind was easy on the subject.”
“Oh! by no means! I am far from soothed,--far from tranquillized: your
discrimination may shed a new light upon my mind. I must insist on
throwing myself upon your consideration.”
“For consistency's sake, don't blow hot and cold in the same moment,
Mrs. Blennerhagen. Be in a rage, or be pacified: and if I must hear your
tale of woe, the sooner you tell it the better.”
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