Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Thankye, master Zalter,” replied Saul; “but Abel Harris ha' just
stepped out, and, may be, won't come back; zo I'll zit down in his
place; and iv a' do return, 1 can but gie't up to un again; and by that
time, you can vinish your pipe wi' comfort” So saying, Braintree
took possession of a nook in the settle, which Abel had quitted, in
consequence of the landlady having beckoned him out, while Gough was
speaking to Saul. Two or three of the guests attempted to strike out new
subjects for conversation, but their efforts were ineffectual; and when
Dame Gough came in, with Saul's ale, she found her customers, who had
lately been so clamorous, silent as statues. Braintree lifted the cup
to his lips, but immediately placed it on the table again, without
swallowing a spoonful.
“Why, what's the matter, Zaul?” said Gough; “have a mad dog bit'ee, that
you do gasp and heave at the liquor so?”
“There were a bit o' hop got in my mouth,” replied Saul; “and your yeale
bean't zo good to-night, I think, as'twere;--han't it got a strawberry
smack?”
“No, no, Zaul; your mouth be out o' taste wi' trouble,--that be
it;--there's no fault in the ale. You do want comfort in a closer
compass; and if you'll ha'a drop o' Hollands, my wife will give'ee some
and welcome. Though I don't sell spirits, I can't help Dame Gough's
keeping a bottle in her bureau;--it stops her tooth-ache.”
“You be cruel good, master Gough,” replied Saul; “and I do thank'ee
vor't; but I don't like to drink in a public-house, wi'out paying my
penny for a landlord's penn'orth.”
“Oh! that be folly,” said Gough; “but come; gi'e me your pint o'
drink, and I'll treat you wi' a glass o' Hollands.--Dame, bring in a
thimble-full.”
Dame Gough bustled out, and soon returned with a small old-fashioned
tea-cup, full of the liquor. Saul took the cup, and so far forgot his
manners, as to swallow the spirits it contained, without a word, or even
a nod, to Gough, or any of his guests. A dead silence succeeded.
“Sharpish weather vor the young wheats,” at length observed Salter.
“Main and sharp!” was the reply of the herbalist; and another pause took
place.
“I ha'n't a' zeed Jacob Wall lately;” was the next observation made:
it came from the lips of tailor Mudford, but no one honoured it with a
reply.
Braintree now began to feel that he was in an unpleasant situation; and
guessing on what subject the minds of those about him were brooding, he
observed, with a sigh, “A bad job this, o' mine, neighbours!”
“Bad, indeed, Braintree!” replied Gough; “but I hope your son may get
over it!”
“Hope, did'ee zay, landlord? why, d'ye think there be any vear on't,
then?”
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