Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a MelangeClarke, William
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Three Courses and a Dessert: Comprising Three Sets of Tales, West Country, Irish, and Legal; and a Melange
Clarke, William
Ireland -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Legal stories, English; West Country (England) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
“Ah! this be kind!--this be good of 'ee, Master Martin. What, you thought
how it would be with me? You knowed me long enow, to be zure that I
should want summat to cheer me up, did 'ee? Never mind the cork, Master
Martin,” continued Saul, as Martin, with a trembling hand, fruitlessly
endeavoured to extract the cork; “put it betwixt my teeth, and pull;
I'll warrant I do hould vast enow; or knock off the neck o' un against
my handcuffs. What, it bean't your leather vlask, be it? Odd! cut un
open wi' a knife.--I be a choaking for it, Master Martin;--I be, truly.”
By this time, Martin had pulled out part of the cork, and thrust the
remainder of it through the neck. He handed the flask to Saul, who
gulped down one half of its contents in a few seconds.
“There is not enough to divide,” observed Martin, “you may as well
finish it.”
“No, thank'ee, Master Martin,” replied Braintree, returning the flask;
“you'll want a drop for yourself, presently.”
“I, Saul!”
“Ay! you, Martin!--Look thee, lad,--there be times when the best ov us
would be glad ov it Brandy be a God-send; but we don't use it--that is,
zuch as I be, doan't--as we should. There be times, I tell'ee, when it
be needed.”
“That's true enough,” said Martin, endeavouring to force a smile; “I
have often been glad of it, after a three hours' tramp through the
stubble and turnips, on a cold day, under a heavy double-barrelled gun,
with a belt brimful of shot, and no birds in my pocket.”
“That were for thy body, lad; but thoult want it, anan, for thy soul.
I be gwain to vright--to terrify thee!--Thou'st a tightish heart, and
thou'st need ov it now. Mind me, Martin, I bean't romancing. It ha' been
smooth roads and no turnpikes wi' thee all thy life; there's a bit o'
rough coming, thee doesn't dream of.”
“Good God! Braintree! your manner alarms me!--What do you mean?”
“Martin!--I zuppoze thee thinks, I ought to be obliged to thee, vor
coming to me;--vor bringing a man accused as I be, brandy,--but I
bean't. If thee hadst not a' come, I'd ha' brought thee, though a waggon
and zix horses were pulling thee t'other way. There's my hand; I ha'
put it to thee through a hole in the window at whoam, a'ter thou'st a'
wished me good night, and the door were vast;--I do put it out to thee
now through a velon's wristband--wou'st take it?”
“Excuse me, Braintree!--I would do all I could;--I have even gone beyond
the line that a sense of propriety dictates: but you must not take such
advantage of the familiarity which commenced when I was a child, and has
since, through peculiar circumstances, continued;--you must not, I say,
presume upon that, to ask me, to shake hands with a man--”
“Accused ov murder! that's what thee means, yean't it?” asked Saul; and
his brows were knit, and his lips slightly quivered, as he spoke. Martin
stood silent.
“Then I'll tell thee what, lad,” pursued Saul, vehemently; “that stomach
o' thine shall come down:--I'll _make_ thee!”
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